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www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVcNsz36ZHI
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Gentlewoman, n. The female of the genus Gentleman. The word is obsolete, gentlewomen, for no fault of their own, being now known as "ladies."
The wretch who first called gentlewomen ladies,
Being first duly hanged, arrived at Hades
Where, welcomed by the devils to their den,
He bowed and said: "Good morning - gentlemen." |
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President, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their country-men did not want any of them for President.
If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater
To have been a simple and undamned spectator.
Behold in me a man of mark and note
Whom no elector e'er denied a vote! -
An undiscredited, unhooted gent
Who might, for all we know, be President
By acclamation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer -
I'm passing with a wide and open ear!
Jonathan Fomry. |
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Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.
When the world was young and Man was new,
And everything was pleasant,
Distinctions Nature never drew
'Mongst kings and priest and peasant.
We're not that way at present,
Save here in this Republic, where
We have that old regime,
For all are kings, however bare
Their backs, how'er extreme
Their hunger. And, indeed, each has a voice
To accept the tyrant of his party's choice.
A citizen who would not vote,
And, therefore, was detested,
Was one day with a tarry coat
(With feathers backed and breasted)
By patriots invested.
"It is your duty," cried the crowd,
"Your ballot true to cast
For the man o' your choice." He humbly bowed,
And explained his wicked past:
"That's what I very gladly would have done,
Dear patriots, but he has never run."
Apperton Doke. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wiYg5x83wA
Trump 2016! Let's get this shit over with. |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6pZoCWg0bE
Imagine what Trump could do for punk. |
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A man who feels he's meant to be a woman is a transgender. What is a man who feels he's meant to be non-corporeal? |
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