2/4/2018 8:07:52 PM: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVcNsz36ZHI...sorry

11/22/2016 8:07:20 PM: Gentlewoman, n. The female of the genus Gentleman. The word is obsolete, gentlewomen, for no fault of their own, being now known as 'ladies.'   The wretch who first called gentlewomen ladies,   Being first duly hanged, arrived at Hades   Where, welcomed by the devils to their den,   He bowed and said: 'Good morning - gentlemen.'

11/13/2016 3:16:43 PM: President, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their country-men did not want any of them for President. If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater To have been a simple and undamned spectator. Behold in me a man of mark and note Whom no elector e'er denied a vote! - An undiscredited, unhooted gent Who might, for all we know, be President By acclamation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer -  I'm passing with a wide and open ear!                              Jonathan Fomry.

11/7/2016 7:45:34 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK0X4GuWUvg

11/7/2016 4:28:42 PM: Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.When the world was young and Man was new, And everything was pleasant,Distinctions Nature never drew 'Mongst kings and priest and peasant. We're not that way at present,Save here in this Republic, where We have that old regime,For all are kings, however bare Their backs, how'er extremeTheir hunger. And, indeed, each has a voiceTo accept the tyrant of his party's choice.A citizen who would not vote, And, therefore, was detested,Was one day with a tarry coat (With feathers backed and breasted) By patriots invested.'It is your duty,' cried the crowd, 'Your ballot true to castFor the man o' your choice.' He humbly bowed, And explained his wicked past:'That's what I very gladly would have done,Dear patriots, but he has never run.'                     Apperton Doke.