10/25/2016 12:26:11 AM: I'm not here to impress you.

10/7/2016 11:53:02 AM: Relocating to Tacoma? Cool story. Don't write until you get here. 

12/19/2015 6:18:26 AM: You'll hit my bulk mail if you're outside my age range, gender requirements, or state. I rarely check it. 

12/5/2015 1:51:09 PM: Be aware that text does not have a tone, which is the main problem with this mode of communication. In lieu of lacing every message with a thousand smiley faces, let's both read each other in the nicest light possible, unless it's obvious to do otherwise.:) :) :)Sprinkle these as you like.