Do you get bored easily? Do stay abreast of current events? Like offbeat films? Read a lot everday? Stay physically active? Get outdoors often? Like to be mentally challenged and think intensively? Drink the good stuff? Know a subject before opining on it?

This is just a start but if yes answers most of the above we could probably have some laughs, only at the expense of those who really deserve it.

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If this looks like your idea of ecstasy let me know, it can be arranged.