It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be looking for a girl who likes to be spanked. Jane Austen said that. Or at least I think she did. My knowledge of math and computers has made me the kind of rich where I don't even pause when the guy at Chipotle mentions that guacamole costs extra, and now I'm looking for a woman to share all that with. I'm still pretty new to the New York area. I'm serious in that I'm looking for a LTR but I try to have a sense of humor otherwise.