Let me begin by saying that grammar and spelling is very impotent to me. I get really annoyed when someone can't even compost a complete sentence.  I guess I’m a little abscessed when it comes to the English language, but when I read a poorly written profile it just cuts me like a knife with a segregated edge.  Some web sites actually prohibit poor English but even those have very laxative enforcement policies.   I hope there is a nice lady on here with correct grammar that will grace me with her presents.  I can help you find your true slave's heart and help you to fly like a beagle.  You will be used for conventional sex as well as oral and annual sex.     People send me the same email over and over.  Do they not remember who they have talked to?   It's like they have magnesia.  If I have read your profile before...I'm sure that I will remember it ...since I have a pornographic memory.  I would also like our Zodiac signs to be compatible...I was born under the sign of the water bearer....I'm an aquarium.   :)