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	Time for a profile update... Updated my photos (the serious ones were taken June 2017) And I have some taken this month in June 2019 that I can send privately. I am here for two things... ... my role as a Ds mentor, for a submissive woman of my choosing. Seeking a lady who is genuine and who wants guidance to help understand her emotions, desires and needs in a Ds relationship. .. and if fate surprises me, to find a REAL LIFE relationship... short term or long term. DISCLAIMER to ALL FAKES I try my best to accumulate entertaining and funny rants in my profile and journal... BUT because I have been catfished...and because really stupid people THINK I will fall for their BS.. then I am writing this next paragraph for all players, fakes and people who think I will fall for their game. Disclaimer - I am professionally trained to uncover any FAKE or LIAR in simple non-erotic phone conversation.I do NOT waste time with instant chat or endless emails... which are the tools of liars, losers, pedophiles and sociopaths. If you are REAL.. then you will behave like a real person - who within a reasonable time, will go to phone. I have no idea if it will result in meeting in person. But it has happened in two cases, whereby I flew those ladies into town. -I do NOT want the approval of strangers.Hold back flattery until I have gotten to know you. - I want someone physically fit, as I am... and younger. No exceptions. -- end disclaimer -- With that out of the way... A little humor to offset my seriousness. The girl who will make me happy is talkative - she is forever curious about the world and her surroundings. ... You may call her a sensual ferret. So what in the world is a sensual ferret, you ax? Lets try a visual of a real ferret... Ever SEE what happens when you let a ferret out of a cage?Right, they go berserk. They jump in your face and before you can pull them off, they just crawled down into the legging of your jeans and made their way to your knees.. and once you toss your jeans off.. you have unleashed hell onto everything else that has a crawlspace in your room. Ferrets are curious... social... loving... and lots of trouble, but often worth all of it. They may roam and can do bad things, but they always come back to you. I know all this because a client of mine had ferrets and yes, they crawled up my jeans legging. Also, more recently, a friends pet squirrel ran up my leg and into my Florida shorts. Squirrels have very sharp but small claws. and I had to drop my shorts in front of my client because I was worried about this creatures reputation to grab and bury nuts... Who I seek... Intelligence. Emotional Creativity is my favorite of intelligence. Always fascinated by a writer - an artist - an activist.Since I gravitate to people with a passion for life... it does NOT matter if my partner trips over the lines in the sidewalk, gets frustrated by computers or cant follow a dissertation in physics. I want someone open (to me) and emotionally transparent. I want to get what I see and see what I get. What I am... Expect from me sexually themed mind games and challenges. Humiliation and objectification. Limit testing, pre-planned public outings and occasional surprises... the adventures that your parents were terrified of you ever discovering. Once was a psych therapist, hence I am a trained in the art of the mind. I understand emotional deviance. This includes the why, the how, the evolution and history, the facts and statistics on the matter... even the scientific and biological reasons for sexual addiction and genetic pre-disposition. Want specifics about what I seek? I am a successful entrepreneur and will NOT reveal my deepest darkest secrets on a public profile. For those of you NOT interested in the consideration process, please feel free to read my other funny rants in my jour-inals.. (CollarMe calls these journals.)What is a jour-inal? Ive read many journals on here. In my opinion, they are grossly misappropriated. They should be called Jour-inals... Yes - just like those stinky ceramic mens room apparatus with those red strawberry scent pads at the bottom... strawberry jam and wee wee.. yummy! LOL In my interpretation... the internet is the metaphor of our origination from the wild jungles of Africa. (My apologies to all creationists for offending you) and... furthermore (wait, let me put on a Roman sheet and stand on a rock) .. ahem... What we find on the internet is the modern sublimation of our genetic programming. Where nature shapes the jungle, man and woman now shape the internet. This also means that what you find on the internet is only as good as the creator. And that is where I warn people... the internet is a jungle where you are blindfolded and guided by your finger tips. You cannot taste, smell, hear, feel or truly SEE what you encounter. Whatever you encounter is a DIGITALLY SANITIZED representation. If you are fooled easily by what you find on the internet, then as they say in the law of the jungle.... if you are not the predator, then you are the meal. Sincerely Mr. Knot

4/6/2010 3:17:31 PM

Interview with a Dominant Humorist...

Interviewer: Steven Wright, Comedian
Interviewee: KnotWithstanding, DOM on CM

Q: What's with the Knot psuedonym, is your identity masked by a tangle of hemp?
A: I could say I am a Frayed Knot, but my real identity is secret -- and Knot for discussion here.

Q: Who are your heroes?
A: The Cheerleader, Hiro and Parkman.

Q: Not Heroes the show, real life!
A: Einstein for sure. Ben Franklin. My passed away Mom.

Q: What does a real submissive woman want?
A: According to a very clever gecko with a very disarming British accent -- all women just want to save 20% on car insurance.

Q: No way, how do you know this?
A: Oh, give me a break!... pleasing a woman is so easy, a caveman can do it!

Q: What kind of strategy should a Dom use when attracting a woman on this site?
A: My credo is 'the early bird may get the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese.'

Q: That's MY line! You stole that!
A: Yeah, but most people don't know any better.

Q: What is the difference between a real Dom and a fake Dom?
A: Real Doms do NOT need this site. I met my best submissives everywhere but here.

Q: Ouch. That's harsh. Anything more gentle and refershing to add about being on CM?
A: ::sings that old song by Atlanta Rhythm Section.:: Imaginnnnnnarrrrrry lover.. yourrrrrr mine... annnnny time....

Q: Are you exciting?
A: Been everwhere/done all that. Tired of it. But when in a relationship, I want to share these things through new eyes... love rollerblading, snow skiing, fine dining, parachute gliding, Universal/Disney Orlando... yadda yadda yadda

Q: Why are you different than most Doms?
A: I can control you with laughter until you plead that I stop.

Q: So you are truly controlling and obsessed?
A: if I sense I am not truly loved, I end the relationship -- even if I am madly in love. Control is an illusion... one can only control ONESELF.

Q: Then what is being a Dom really about?
A: Glad you axed! Foremost is about finding the perfect balance between two different self-ish indugences, which are really just two polar opposites on the same coin. The Dom is the one who guides the other person, making his partner safe so she is free to grow as she desires. It is knowing what she needs even before she does - but helping her to gratify his needs any time it is desired. (*It can also be about incredible sex.)

Q: Any chance your version includes ferrets?
A: I always say ' to each their own' or whatever floats your boat... but no -- everyone knows that ferrets can't stay on task.

Q: I heard you once had a psychic girlfriend. What happened with that?
A: Didn't work out. She left me before we met.

Q: I'm not backing away from you because you are strange, I just need to look for the quarter I dropped in the hallway. Any parting words as I step out?
A: Yes. i want to say, Moses Moses Moses

Q: I don't get it. What did I miss?
A: Nothing. Just wanted to do a quote from a Charlton Heston movie.

Q: Would you rather do an actual Heston quote, instead of Edward G Robinson?
A: Yes, but first you need to grab my arm

Q: ::grabs his arm::
A: Okay, now pretend I am giving you this menacing, Obewan-Star Wars-Jedi Knight-Dom-like stare - with my eyes all beaded and squinty..

and now I can say...

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty VANILLA ape!"

New Entry June 11, 2010

A submissive whose profile inspired me to write this is the cause of this longer version of...

----- ODE to MYSELF -----

To myself with love... (if you know a Dom who sounds like this, feel free to cut and paste this into your email to this inglorius basterd.)

Have you ever seen those Dos Equis beer TV commercials with the adventures of the 'most interesting man in the world'... and at the end of the commercial he says, "I don't always drink beer... but when I do... it's Dos Equis"

Well.. I am quite similar..but with one most important added vestige - I am the greatest Dom in the world. I know everything there is to know about Domination. Not only have I read everything ever conceived on the subject.. but as you may have guessed, I was the inspiration behind its translation to text. I am also the reincarnation of every hero you worshipped as a child - even if they are not dead yet, I am their alternate version in this universe, sent directly from heaven to rule over you.

No one will refute this, because in fact, every Dom on this site was trained by me. Some may try to deny this, but it is only because they are unaware of my subtle omni-presense in their lives.

My powers are so grandtastic that when I stop my car at a red light.. all traffic lights, starting with the one in front of me.. bend to my desire... and miraculously, within two minutes, submit to my desire to allow me to pass... turning green, the official shade of envy... as in green with envy...

When I go to the movies, people see my enormous posture... as I stand up during the first trailers.. so that I cast my dominating shadow to overwhelm the movie screen. You should only hear their jeers of appreciation... as they shower me with their confetti of admiration. It does not matter that they are deluging my bodice with cold popcorn.. as everyone knows raw corn was the monetary "gold' of the early American Indians.

Now that you just see just a fraction of my enorminity.. you should only see my even larger health graden basket of sensuality.. though often certain jealous souls try to denounce this as a bouncing beer belly. Even that is dwarfed by my gi-normous ego, for which there is no container on earth that can hold it in place....

yadda yadda yadda... time for my nap...as that I need to gather all my energy for hunting down Swanson TV dinner entrees at the supermarket...

Eugene (Huge for short) Mc Ego