11/13/2010 10:16:31 PM: Guys, let's face it, some poor women have really had a hard life, and one really would want to send them the money for a ticket to become a slave at one's feet, if one wasn't such a dimeless cheapwad as myself... :'(Here is the example of this most meritorious and I must admit, quite beautiful 26 years old, who after years of a disastrous marriage, had to divorce an abusive husband at the tender age of 11, and then remained single for the next 14 years, until she saw the doubly redeeming light of the Lord, and, I assume, of BDSM (since after all, we are on Collarme, or wait, let me check if I mixed things up with my account on ChristianSingles.com - no, everything is fine...)  but I digress... so better read her for yourself:'My first husband was an extremely abusive alcoholic. I would eventually begin sleeping with a butcher knife under my head, fearful for my very life. Eventually I had no choice but to leave him, because it was either going to be him or me, and I really didn't want to face whatever consequence would await. I  then remained single for the next 14 years, swearing I would never marry again.' [If I may risk a comment, many people would agree that marrying at like 5 years old or so is a bit early, but then...)'So I then went with the same destructive lifestyle I had grown accustomed to. Allowing myself to end up with one alcoholic or another and allowing myself to sink further into an abyss I didn't want to come out of. I was so belittled by this point I had no self-esteem left in which to fight life. .  I would work as much as I was allowed pulling close to 100 hours per week, even working 2 full time jobs when the opportunity presented itself. I had bills take care of that did not ask to be here. I am only here because i dont have a Good life and Nver had one and i want to continue my life the way it has been, i work as a clerk i find it hrd to feed and also poverty has led me into wanting to move into this lifestyle, I dont want to be deceived as i am far from you, I would be glad if i could live a Good life but no one is ready to help and currently i am in the Uk and not in Usa So i better seek someone close rather than waste your time but thanks for your note.'Ah well, since I am a bit short of cash, would anyone perhaps want to extend a helping hand to this poor soul? She obviously deserve a bit of loving attention, no?Plus, if I am to believe her pic (and who am I to doubt?), she is really, really cute, and looking more 20 than 26, which perhaps prove that early marriages followed by 14 years of chastity are not bad on all fronts... So, be charitable, and remember that the Lord has already provided for your rewards! And all this, for just a grand or two, so don't hesitate!She really makes me feel bad to be so cheap... after all, I could always sell my car, no?Ah, life is truly a bitch... I can only hope that some local girl will take pity on me, so I can forget my shortcomings in some drunken but none the less dominating abandons... <hint, hint>

9/11/2010 3:52:15 PM: Guys, you have no idea how happy I am, the most charming young lady wants to marry me!  Plus, she is so good to provide me with her yahoo address right away, so we can even chat before we marry!And it's not that she is coming empty-handed... for example, here is what I get right away '1, $500 Million USD in a bank called BANK OF AMERICA in California USA.'  '1, $500 Million USD'. Now that should be enough to make my car payments, I think! I know you guys are already jealous, but hey, let&apos;s be fair, you don&apos;t have my good looks and wits, right?And it's not all, I also get:'2, 4 Estate House in California USA (I always wanted 4 of them.  Ain&apos;t I lucky?)3, 2 Trucks in California (Only 2!  Well, I guess no one is perfect.  We all have to bear our crosses, like my janitor&apos;s grand-mother used to say!)4, $800.000.00 USD in UK (Good, she can buy me a ticket to come sign the papers!)5, And as well he left a Credit card for me with money on it that worth $60.000 USD on it, and the card is in California in my room there and the whole house is locked up there, because they are waiting for me to come there with my Husband so that we can have all.  (Too bad we need to go to Vegas to marry first, but I guess we will have to manage...)Plus she is so nice!  Here is what she wrote me:'Hello,I will tell u that am so happy for reading from u, and i will further my statements by telling u more here that am the only child of my late father and mother, so they left me lots of properties and money too and my late father wrote it on the WILL paper that he left with the bank that it must be me and my husband that should sign papers to claim the whole properties and money, and as well he wrote it there that it must be my husband that will be managing the whole properties and money, and as am the only child of the family, i don&apos;t have any one in my life, and i have never engage in any relationship before untill now that i found this dating site called collarme.com, so i decide to contact u if u will be interested in me, and as well if u are really interested in me, i will want u to contact me, so that we can talk more better there and we will get to know our selfs better, and too we will talk on how i will relocate to u, but i will still tell u more that am presently in united kindom for my late father funeral and as well to get some of the properties and money too, so they told me that i must sign papers with my Husband according to the WILL paper. I will list the whole properties for u below, so that we will no were we will start from, 1, $500 Million USD in a bank called BANK OF AMERICA in California USA.2, 4 Estate House in California USA3, 2 Trucks in California4, $800.000.00 USD in UK5, And as well he left a Credit card for me with money on it that worth $60.000 USD on it, and the card is in California in my room there and the whole house is locked up there, because they are waiting for me to come there with my Husband so that we can have all,' Unfortunately...  there is a catch: 'I will want u to be honest with me and help me manage all this properties and money properly.' Ah, Gosh, I know there was bound to be some catch... :(:(:( Now I have to get to be *honest* too! That&apos;s really a problem... What a pity!  I *knew* it was too good to be true! Life is a bitch, and then you die... Of course, I will try my best to pretend I can pass muster to her exacting standards and that I am most honest... but, honestly, that young lady seems a bit demanding after all! Well, I will try my best, of course, after all, I fell in love with her instantly (hey, with '1, $500 Million USD' as a reward, wouldn&apos;t you as well???)  And, being the good friend I am, I will keep you all informed on the latest development of me perhaps finally settling down... Honestly!  

3/12/2010 2:30:59 AM:    Just a little note if you are this incredibly good-looking girl who just happens to currently be a bit far away, stranded after your Master died, or such:   I *know* you'd want to share the millions you just inherited with your new Master, and I certainly understand how you fell in love with me immediately -- Hey, considering my wits and drop-dead looks - who could blame you??? But see, non sum dignus -- I wouldn't want to take this pristine opportunity away from a candidate more worthy than me...  Plus I know he is eager to send you a (fully refundable) ticket too!  Me, you have to understand, I just sent my last funds to  the cousin to the janitor of the late Prime Minister in Nigeria (no, wait, it's Ghana, Nigeria, it's where I'm gonna have the oil concessions which the late President left his grand-daughter, who too wants to become my slave forever, once I... -- but that's another story...).  You see, he had to clear some last small inpediments, (thinking of it, we had quite a few problems to clear over the past year, but fortunately, I managed to get a third mortgage on my old aunts' house), and now basically I am just waiting for the keys of the safe where he placed the diamonds which he kinda set aside when ... ah well, I can't really give you all the exciting details here, it's sort of confidential you know...But I am gonna be really, REALLY rich soon, and all the girls are gonna want me, even the local ones!But anyway, give me a call when you arrive at the L.A. airport, OK? Maybe I will reconsider about helping you get your inheritance then...  plus I will have quite a budget to reimburse you your first class tickets too!See you soon! Thanks for thinking of me!