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Going back to school the end of August for a second degree since my first one was expensive, useless crap.
Doing RN this time and honestly, I'm really nervous. Maybe even kinda scared. Send good thoughts my way, and hopefully I'll make it through and be able to finally give back the way I want to. |
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Everyone at work keeps talking about how loyal their dogs are... my dog would abandon me in a dark alley for a half eaten pizza crust. Also, I've had her for the past four years and not once has she ever solved one mystery, despite owning a van.
Also, fuck geese. |
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Seriously!!! Come ON!! Its not that hard!!
If you're 50 and over and/or from put of state DO NOT CONACT ME! Read, people...its that easy.
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Have you ever wondered what happens if you eat Wasabi, forget to wash your hands, and then take your contacts out? Of course you have!
Your co worker jams a suction cup in said eyeball and floods it with saline until the screaming stops.
You're welcome |
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My vacation to Florida is over today and I'm thinking of moving here. It's so sunny and beautiful, I don't want to leave! |
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I dont feel like going to work today. I'm going to call in and say I've contracted viral fibromyalgia and a little bit of meningitis. Must have come down with it due to changes in the weather..
Also, it's arm day, and I still have spongebob arms. I figured after joining this new gym two weeks ago, I'd be able to tear all the sleeves off my shirts by now and start saying the word "Bruh". So far nothing. Maybe more protein ..#swole |
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Quick Tips for a Happy Weekend
- Please!! Do not add to the population
-Do not subtract from the population.
-Do not do anything to end up in the hospital, newspaper or jail
- If you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly.
Have fun!
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Though I have respect for all types of people, I do have personal preferences.
Please be in the same state, under 50, and Dom only.
Thank you |
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Anyone else going to Sonic Temple Festival in Ohio this May? Absolutely cannot miss Tool. Maybe a tattoo? Never had one before because I'm completely chicken shit. Not scared of the pain, but the life long commitment *shivers* ...there's a scary thought. |
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Why does everything always have to be so Goddamn tame in order to be considered normal?!
I'm so sick of everything and everyone having to be vanilla and boring. Is it me? Is there actually just something wrong with me because I like things darker, because I want bdsm? Is BDSM that weird that only a tiny percentage of people are able to understand and connect?
Why does it have to be me that's into "kinky stuff" like its something extra..maybe it's everyone else who's lame as fuck. Maybe it's not me that's into extremes, maybe it's vanilla that's just below expectations.
I dont know what the answer is but I do feel isolated and kind of alone. Different with no way to satisfy what I need because I guess it's not real, it doesn't exist in anyone other than myself.
Is anyone else even out there? Can anyone hear me. |
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I'd do anything to escape except let someone help me..makes a ton of sense, doesn't it?
I dont get me sometimes. Why in the world am I so difficult |
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Please be in Ohio and under the age of 50. Thanks |
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While I am super excited to have moved into my beautiful new place, I'm really relieved it over. This is a great weekend to relax and enjoy a little bit of laziness on the couch.
So, what are you doing this weekend? |
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REMINDER: During extreme winter weather it’s important you stick to the following;
-Panic
-Encourage others around you to also panic by uploading pics of crowded grocery store lines
-Buy every gallon of milk you can find. Is two gallons enough for 2 days of snow? Doubt it, buy 6.
-Do not make eye contact with anyone in the bread aisle. This is a surefire way to incite unnecessary stampedes.
-Check road reports constantly by asking on community pages how the roads are. It’s snowing but are they snow covered? We don’t know until we ask, again.
-For every .5 inches of precipitation forecasted, you’ll need one loaf of bread and one dozen eggs. For example, 12 inches of snow forecasted X 2 equals 24 dozen eggs and 24 bread loaves.
-Become an immediate social media expert on city snow removal tactics, school superintendent decisions & meteorological forecasts. Who knows better than you? Not a single person who actually does these things for a living.
-Wear fun thermal socks and post pics of them in front of your fire. |
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As much as I still love the Bears, it's nice to have a week off from watching them get their asses handed to them
I wish I had been around earlier to get to see Ditka coach..lol..hes always so angry, I love him |
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I thought I'd heard of every kind of torture available....till I started pharmacology. The worst suffering ever..lol |
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I want a deep connection that will last. Not just sex. |
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I want something special. Extra dark. Sweet at first, cunning underneath with a motive. Then full throttle control and obsession as the newness wears off. Live as yours or not allowed to live at all. Fully owned, the only one but every breath governed. Forced to be sweet and vanilla when allowed to leave the home but only by your side.
Take advantage of my fears, and child like, naive understanding of men. Assert your Dominance and get what you have always wanted. |
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1.Hunt 2.stalk 3.rape, and lastly, keep. |
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Okay so maybe its just me...it usually is..but has anyone ever heard of Murano glass? Holy squish kitty, these things are so beautiful.
I bought two amazing pieces and I'm obsessed. I'm going to be a hoarder of these.
Tell me I am not the only one? |
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Scare me.. Give it your best shot. |
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Also..one last thing..to my stalker,
You know who you are.
You named a star after me?! Me..the most unromantic woman alive..and you thought that would do it. A star..come on. Do people even still do that anymore?. Cause ya know, they all look alike. That's a good way to tell a woman, "hey, you're like everyone else and I can't pick you out in a crowd"
You didn't pay for that, did you?
A star..you know what, get a newly discovered STD named after me. Now that shit, I'd be really impressed with. Do that and maybe we will talk.
Disclaimer * I am totally std free. Thought I'd mention that after the Google mishap |
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Okay..uh. Wow..
While I appreciate the outpouring of support, I don't actually have a loved one named "Google" who is on drugs.
I just....I just don't even know what to say. It was a joke. I will remove it from my journal to avoid further confusion(and extreme stupidity). Yikes. Funny, but..yikes
I unfortunately deleted the messages before I could tally up how many of the senders were from the south. Sorry, Science, I failed you yet again |
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Licking doorknobs on other planets is illegal... |
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Kinda surprised that affection can combat my brat side almost as well as an ass kicking.
I'm sure it won't work every last time, but babying me and rubbing my back or hair sure keeps me quiet. |
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I'd like to play a dangerous game....a little..or a lot on the naughty side.
I'm putting my uncollared, free neck on the table as my bet....what's up for grabs on your side?
Let's play... |
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I was making tuna salad while on the phone yelling at someone today.
I yelled so much, that I managed to crack and peel all the boiled eggs..putting the shells into the tuna and then throwing the eggs in the trash. .sigh
..that's the strangest thing I've ever done and that says a lot cause I blew my nose in a pair of underwear a few nights ago, and once checked the mail with my pants down..so..yeah.
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Clowns make me want to piss my pants and cry in a corner...ugghhh |
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*smirks*
I wanna play with you, come break me. Tag, you're it...and yooouu canntt catch meeee.
I'm going to poke,tease and push until that first meet..then we will see what you are capable of. Are you really the bloodthirsty big bad wolf, or just a puppy on a leash?
You know who you are, and if you can do what you think you can to me, I will get on here and tell the entire CS community how wrong I was. Sounds like a challenge to me.
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Okay..I'm not meaning to offend people but...what the fruit cake?
I've had three Doms today tell me they've had stalkers. Ooooohhh, so big scary dudes get stalkers, but a pretty younger red head who begs for one..noo..I get squish. Just men who are too scared of my ever ready mouth to make a move.. come on, now...
Also, I'm confused, if you are a big tough Dom, how can you be stalked? Why can't you tell someone (especially a lil sub) ..."hey, you suck"...and just move on. That's what I do. Isn't putting your foot down kinda part of the job? I tell weirdos to get lost all the time. And if they don't, I say mean things and raise my voice(which is a good part of the reason I'm not allowed in so many places).
Maybe I'm missing something out of lack of experience or ignorance on the subject. Enlighten me at will...
Also, I'm a little jealous of a dude I saw on here that had bigger boobs than I do. Why must you screw with me, Mother Nature? Why??!
Sigh * I'd so slap people with my boobs if they weren't so small..that would be great. Rude person at the post office..*ssllaaappp*... Mix up with my pizza? *Slap* annoying texting dude in Kroger's ..yep, you guessed it..boob to the face. I'd like to have more than a big handful of boob to flaunt, ya know? I hate mother nature..she screwed me again. Like the raccoons in the attic weren't bad enough?
At least they're nice. I guess small and ugly
Would be worse. I'm doomed to B cup hell for all eternity.
Man, Im random
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.....bruise me...please? I'll be a good girl (no, probably not) ...
I don't know which is better..the bite bruise or the aftercare. |
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Why do people go completely banana sandwich when they aren't responded to asap? You do realize, I can't always reply instantly, right? It's not out of rudeness, or arrogance.
Everyone is offended by everything. |
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Never feed a snowman soup.. |
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Now, I may not be right for everyone or just anyone..I understand that...but ..I'll be right for someone, and when that happens, I will follow him to the very ends of the earth.
Often an acquired taste, like myself, is the very best kind. |
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I'm just going to have to address this..
I totally understand what you men mean, when you say I am like a beautiful wild horse that needs to be tamed. I'm sure that sounds romantic, as so many men tell me that..
..but seriously, in what part of your brain did you believe that any woman wants to be compared to a large, smelly one ton farm animal...
No woman is going to swoon when you tell her that her personality resembles that of Mr.Ed..
Stick to flowers.. Lol.. Then again ..its better than " yo bitch".. |
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Don't be afraid...I will fight and struggle and thrash, but you just slip your hand right over my mouth, pin me down with your weight, and take what you you deserve to own. Enjoy being inside me.
The fight is part of the fun. You know what you are, you know what I am, go round after round..laying next to me while I'm tied up between rapes, play with my tits while you take a break and whisper in my ear how things will be from now on...enjoy the silent tears and the fear in my eyes as I lay there and whimper..hoping that's not what I think it is dripping out of my...
Then when the sun rises, slip out and send me your orders, rules and pictures you took to keep me forever under your thumb until such time as you can have me 24/7. Threaten me to keep me silent...tell me.you'll sew my cunt closed if you catch me with anyone else (I am pretty, after all)
*please note this entry and the one before it are not fantasies as much as ....requests..invites even. Befriend me first if it helps to fool me to your intentions. |
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Relentless stalker wanted (seriously)... Inquire and rape within..
Sink your teeth into my shoulder, and thrust your cock in deeper as I squeal, reminding me that this is our fourth go at this, and I should know by now that harder I try and squeeze you out of me, the faster my orgasms hit. Tease me mercilessly, on the obvious fact that I asked for this, and I'm awful at trying to hide my orgasms and attempting to buck you off only slides you in deeper..whisper in my ear, that you know that I like it....and tell me to prepare for the permanent brand you're planning to leave on me once its over...forever making me connected to you and part of your property, whether I want it or not.
Its sad how deeply society has affected men...driven out their natural ability to hunt. The lion doesn't ask the gazelle for her address so he can find her. Sad.
Talent goes with enjoying it. Sitting and watching (even once a week is enough to get someone's details), learning the schedule, maybe sending packages so she knows a stranger is watching. He can see her but she can't see him. Patience, until the time is perfect to take what he wants, as long as he wants it, then enjoying pulling her collar strings for years after, being served due to her newly learned respect and fear..
Its a waste for me to even want this so badly. Its like dangling fresh red meat in front of a starving rabbid dog who's too dumb to realize the cage door is open.
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Wow...
I just saw a dominant couple on here in their late 70's. I guess true BDSM never dies,if ya do it right. (It does however get somewhat unsightly)
Hats off to you both. Very inspiring. The amazing things you must have learned in all these years. I can't even figure out how to open a pickle jar without setting the place on fire. Youd think that wouldn't be possible..but I assure you, it is.
*shutters at the scar* |
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And now.....moving..? Seriously, life...piss off. |
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I seriously have to start going to bed earlier...
I brushed my teeth for nearly a full minute before I realized I grabbed the yeast infection cream instead of the toothpaste...
Sigh
On the up side, itchy burning gums are a thing of the past, and my vag's smile has never been whiter!! |
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I was sexually molested by Amazon Prime.
Not to be confused with Optimus Prime...though its equally as sexy, it doesnt include free shipping. |
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Things I asked for information on: Cavalier King Charles Spaniels
Information I did not ask for and do not want to know about:
Your previous sub, your cat, your lunch, your dildo, your Pitt bull, your limited edition Frodo Baggins coffee mug, your mother or reasons why its not weird that you live in her basement, your car, your prosthetic eye color, your shoe size, your religious beliefs, your diaper fetish, your pet snake, your living room table, your preferred pizza topping, your last bowel movement, your carpet color,your favorite toilet paper brand, how many cookies you can fit in your various body crevices, your steam cleaner, your pet food brand, your goldfish, hot sauce enemas you've endured, how you got lice,your Halloween costume, the age you began sleeping with small animals, the poison kool aid you just consumed, the hand you lost to a crocodile and have replaced with a hook, the time you accidentally swallowed gas while trying to syphon it from a cop car, the number of clowns you've knifed, the time you came in like a wrecking ball, gangs you are affiliated with, serial killer jokes, how many gummy bears you can eat at once without choking to death, number of cousins you have married unknowingly, the time you were hit by a golf cart, the crayon color you feel matches your personality,any and all details of your toes, your violent compulsive duck slapping disorder, number of McDonald's bathrooms youve barfed in, number of mortgages you foreclosed on, credit cards you've stolen, babies you've eaten, number of balloons you've popped, size underwear you'd wear if you wore any, number of men you killed in Korea, amount of seizures you've had in the Chuck E Cheese ball pit, number of Dean Koonz novels you've memorized word for word, gallons of soda you consume in a year or any other ridiculous piece of info that has absolutely shit diddle to do with anything remotely close to anything in the relevant world as we know it.
Jesus H Christ, people... |
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So, after losing so much I cared about in the past six months (ie; people, pets, moving) and struggling badly to bounce back emotionally, my doctor suggested getting a puppy. Like a kind of therapeutic companion.
Anyone own a Cavalier King Charles and can share their experience?
*I need to mention this, apparently. It was suggested by my regular doctor.. Not a therapist. |
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.... So many people who feel the same, it seems.
But its true. I'm not like the others. I'm different, I have a spark, a deep twist in my personality that can't be pinned down, changed or straightened.
I am the black sheep, and its a gift. I will never blend in with the rest, I will never be mundane. I will always be difficult, crazy, goofy, wild..whatever you'd like to call it.
When I was younger, I tried to hide it, thinking it was a bad thing, tried to sell it to Doms that thought they could tame it...like it was something that was a flaw.
But screw you, I'd rather be off the wall creative and knee deep in situations no normal person could get into (or out of), then be a mindless snooze fest. Cause when its all over, I'll look back on loads of funny memories, while the rest just wait to die with shit to show for it.
What's the saying..? I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.. Boring, vanilla society can suck it.
Hellooo? Is there anyone else out there?
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....and what if I'm not like the rest? |
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Its just not a Saturday until you drink to0 much, try to force feed Ronald mcdonald twizzlers then demand he sing "wrecking ball"..
Curse you, realistic plastic Ronald statue maker guy..
My toe hurts.
Twizxlers..taste the rainbkw |
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Good morning.
I'd just like to say a deep hearted thank you to everyone who's messaged me with kind and loving messages about my kitten. Its very much appreciated, and gives me some faith in man kind that I had previously lost.
I only had my sweet little kitten for a month or so when a visiting family member, accidentally allowed her to escape through the front door. It was purely accidental, and by the time I got to my little Lilly, an off leash pit of my neighbors had gotten to her first. I wasn't able to save her.
She was helping me through a cold, cruel break up, and filling a huge void left when the Dom involved, who was dog sitting my golden retreiver Marley, took off and has made it clear that I will not ever see the dog again. He knew damn well when he agreed to dog sit that I'd never see my crazy Marley again. I miss that mutt, he was a pain in the ass, but he was my pain.
Its been very rough on me and I apologize if I've been rude to anyone in the past weeks (excluding the crossing guard that I threw my ham sandwich at from my car. She so deserved it.).
Thank you again for the outpouring of support from amazing people sharing the same interest in an amazing lifestyle.
❤ Always,
Red
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My kitty just died. 😭
Totally heartbroken. |
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I dont typically talk like this but you know what, I have to get it out..
...fuck you, Durango...Just...soooo fuck you.
...that's all.
*also, I hate you...because fuck you, as I mentioned earlier.. You are biggest, most rusted out asshole of a truck in the free world. |
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I can't sleep and here is why. Someone asked me what kind of Dom I wanted and I couldn't answer. That's because the kind I want is impossible. An oxymoron (more often I end up getting just the typical moron)..for lack of a better term. Example:
Do not lie to me..ever (no seriously, I'll kick your ass) I hate liars. But I do love being manipulatively coaxed into coming your way. Lured, outsmarted...like gently tricking the rabbit out of its safe hole, slowly, just long enough for the lion to pounce and sink his claws DEEP into the flesh; holding it still and in place. I like the unrelenting type, patiently waiting to trap what he wants so it can't go anywhere even if it wanted to.
And not necessarily the physical hold as deeply as the emotional hold. That's sexy.
I love the hunt..the cat and mouse game, just until at least I'm caught. No games from there, but reel me in caught on your hook. Evil is that way because of its sly,hidden agenda and sweet face
Okay, that's all. Bring on the five million messages telling me I'm crazy, then the other million telling me they think they can do that ( if you "think" you can, then no...you probably can't) and the one from the guy who wants to know my shoe size. Seriously shoe size dude..you creep me out. Just...stop already, I delete your shit. Get help already. Wow..
PS. Ignore the typos if you see any. I'm extremely tired, I'll fix them later. |
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FUCK YOU, MONDAY! ! Seriously, fuck you. |
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It's amazing how much you can learn about yourself in one simple car trip to an appointment. For example, today I realized how many things I need to work on. Like for example...
#1. Patience. Came to my attention when: I decided to drive over a cement divider to make an illegal U turn out of frustraion, in my small but surprisingly capable SUV.
#2. Awareness of surroundings..came to my attention when: The car behind me was apparently a very clearly marked police cruiser. I would have seen this, had I paid any attention at all.
#3 .Better Control over my pet. Brought to my attention when: My poorly controlled, mentally disturbed golden retriever, Marley, jumped into my lap, stuck his head out the window and licked a very annoyed cop in the face.
#4. Poor joke timing. Brought to my attention when: I made a very ill conceived comparison between said police police officer and Barney Fife.
And last but not least, Better driving skills. Brought to my attention as I accidentally backed into previously mentioned police cruiser, while trying to go into drive. Luckily the damage was minimal, but man...was he pissed. Wow.
These are all things I will continue to work on heavily, as I am one point away from riding my neighbors lawnmower, to any and all functions, as my primary mode of transportation. I apologize to all in involved. You know who you are..
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Brought to you by..little Ceasars Pizza. |
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My calla lilly search is not going well.
Starting to tick me off... :( |
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I saw this health facts list online today, and it said, "there are 24 packs of sugar in a soda. You wouldn't eat 24 pack of sugar, would you? "
I'm just going to say it. ..I would SOOO eat 24 packs of sugar! As a matter of fact, why am I not doing that right now? It might make things very interesting. It could be my new dream to gain 400 pounds until finally my enlarged heart gives out in a crowded IHOP..that would rock.
At least I'd die from something awesome. I'd go out big, ya know? I'm a nerd..all my friends are going to die from something kick ass, contracting some mysterious wild disease, and I'll probably die from something lame like chronic diarrhea. Which..I guess with 24 packs of sugar a day, is still pretty likely.
I could get one of those sexy scooters that block the entire isle at Walmart, gaining me access to only the hottest handicapped parking spots in the city.
Sure I'll probably loose a foot and all my friends but..pfff...who needs those things when you have pizza 10 times a day!!
It's good to have dreams.. |
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Calla lilies are my absolute favorite...
Stupid Calla Lili-less winter. |
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I feel I need to clarify...
I mean no particular group of people or any individual any disrespect when I list my preferences. I do not hold anything against you because you are a male sub/switch/female/or male of a certain age.
I simply have things that I like and that I dont. I do not understand why this offense so many people. I am who I am and I am not going to tell you I have no limits or preferences simply to please each and every person on here.
If you fall into a catagory or title that I am not looking for or interested in, move on. It's not an attack on you or others like you, I just know what I want..so calm down. |
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My dryer broke today,and is emitting a smell that would make most people wonder how many bodies I'm hiding in there...
Now, I can't be sure, but I believe it has something to do with the fish I accidentally baked in there a month ago ( I shoved salmon down my pants hoping it would aid me in catching my runaway, mentally challenged golden retriever, and forgot it was in there)
I'm pretty sure this won't be covered by the warranty, and when I look in the manual, I find no section regarding baked seafood...
Ugh..why breath |
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I keep playing with fire, but somehow, never get to feel the burn.. |
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I have a goofy sense of humor, I am also very creative.I don't mistake someone who cheerful and silly as abnormal, stupid, foolish or uneducated. I suggest you do not as well, as this notion is a fallacy at best.
These people who like to make snap judgments are at most, miserable and dead inside. Sadly, all they have left to cling to are tasteless insults of others or a number to prove they're intelligent. They assume because they have no light inside them or spark, that those who do are lesser people who should be ridiculed.
In short, I can be as sassy, happy and unique as I please, and it does not speak of my level of intellect. If you do not like it, keep it to yourself. Your aimless, judgemental, ignorant messages are proof that we are doomed as a species.
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Good morning (I know it's the afternoon but I just woke up)
I'd like to explain and apologize. Last night I bought a bottle of wine and had no idea the alcohol content was as high as it was. I did not intend to get that drunk and I usually do not drink often. I will apologize to the following people:
First and foremost, my neighbor. I really did think that was my house. Sorry. I also thought I had more clothes on.
Secondly, the pizza guy. I do not know why I called you and I didn't mean you were a douchebag. I honestly don't understand why I believed you could give me a psychic reading
The QVC operator...there are just..no words... I apologize.
My cat... you have a lot of fur..I was ill, I would never normally assume you should or could or would double as a towel. Glad you didn't put up with it.
And lastly, the people of CM who were baffled and confused by my series of odd journal entries. I'm still pretty confused over the whole catdog thing. I'm just not sure what that was supposed to be.
I don't usually behave or drink like this. I don't know what came over me. Thank you for your time..
Also, chocolate milk is a very bad idea for treatment of a hangover. Just...just don't try it.. |
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If you love something, set it free.. if it ( or she) doesn't return, hunt it down and kill it.
Words to live by. |
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I...... would LOVE to tell you about my awesome kick ass night...
.....sadly, I drove over the cement parking spot divider thingy and I'm stuck. It's under my car. Do I go forward or do I try and back up..
Also, my dog just drooled down the back of my shirt. Normal girls just don't have these issues. |
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Some things I've learned today while using a leaf blower for the first time:
The primary purpose of this device is mainly to blow your yard related problems into your neighbors yard
Do not turn the leaf blower towards face while on.
Chasing the cat with the leaf blower is not a productive use of time. It also gets you mean looks from people passing by.
When the leaf blower sucks the side of your coat as well as a large chunk of your hair into the (for some reason) exposed blade/fan.. standing there screaming will not help. Turn machine off.
It also does not help to try and run away while coat and hair are sucked in. Again..turn it off.
Passing neighbors do NOT find it funny when you point the leaf blower at their head or their pet at close range when they walk by.
Try to avoid mud puddles.
All in all it was a lot of fun, and it only cost me a hunk of hair and a few angry neighbors.
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I just got a prayer card from some Jesus lady and it says to say this particular prayer if someone I love has died and gone to heaven. Hmmm..nice..
...What kind of prayer do I say, if one of my loved ones has died and is frying in hell? Do they make prayer cards for that? Cause....I gotta say, a lot of my family are...well.. we're just not good people...so.. |
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I want a pet owl... stupid owl protecting government. ..
Owls rock. |
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I've been waiting in the exam room at my doctors office for over an hr.
I'm seriously thinking about hiding in the closet over there and jumping out screaming "RAWWRR!!!!! "when she finally walks in....
It would serve her right...I think it would end well...yes? |
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You poor, ugly thing you.. |
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Ugh, what a crazy weekend. Stupid errands...sigh.. well, I'm sure Monday will be great! (No, it won't be. I hate you Monday, suck it) |
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Must....ignore...Christmas commercials... * dies* |
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Mmmmm blackmail...sounds hot. |
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It's come to my attention that people are shocked at my pleasant disposition when they message me. "Bitch" is not the only side I have. My profile is being misunderstood so...
Let me clarify...
What is being perceived as arrogance by most, is actually just honesty.
People need to see my worst, most difficult side right away, in my opinion. I feel if they know upfront exactly how bad I can be, than they are more able to make an educated decision on whether or not they are able to handle me. I do not want anyone getting eyeball deep, and then walking away claiming they didn't know what they were in for. That to me, is unfair.
I would not be on here looking, if I felt that I had no potential to be a fantastic sub.
I am a very smart, and independent person who has many sides. Some bad, some good. I will never claim to be perfect, but I also don't take shit from anyone. There is a very distinct difference between a sub and a door mat.
Just because I am not a door mat doesn't mean I'm hopeless. It means if you can't stand the idea of putting effort into me, then you are not worth my time. |
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I know you're out there... dangerous one that I intend to flirt with....
One I'm going to fuck with and regret it. The one who will fix my cocky ass and keep me for life..
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Okay, one more thought...
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.. I have no idea what men are made of, but it smells like a dead camels ass rotting in the hot desert sun, and they use wayyyyy too much Axe to cover it up.
I'm sure it's not all men, but standing in line at CVS for a flu shot, it occurres to me that it most definitely applies to the man in front of me. And quite possibly his buddy.
Axe is NOT an acceptable substitute for a shower. It merely burns people's noses and makes their eyes water.
I think at this point, I'll just take my chances with the flu.
*Yes, I've read your messages and complaints that it's not all men and Axe spray is fantastic and you use a lot! I'd love to discuss it further, however, due to the irreversible chromosome damage I've suffered from the chemicals in the entire can of it you've used, and can't remember anything past an hr ago.. |
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Let me begin by saying thank you to everyone for all the wonderful messages and attention. I really enjoy speaking to all these new and fantastic people. .
But, sweet Jesus...please..don't message me and address me as "baby", "sexy", "hottie" or my personal favorite... "yo bitch". Not only do I not appreciate it, but it makes me want to throw up in my hat. Which, would be messy because I have no hat.
Then that makes me wonder why I have no hats. What kind of person doesn't own a hat?
Anyway, please keep it somewhat less sleazy.
Also, I need a hat.. |
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I need something fun and horribly scary to do tonight. Maybe some rape and pain... |
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Wow, overwhelmed by all the warm, friendly messages welcoming me back. Thank you so much and keep em coming.
*winks* |
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A few things. First, I'd like to apologize for the background color of my journal. I did not realize it was difficult to read, and for some reason, it will not allow me to change the color. I will continue to mess with it, until it is a more acceptable color.
Secondly, if you do not like my profile, that's fine. Not everyone will and I don't really aim to please each and every one of you. However, if you hate it so much, why spend the time to send a hateful, poorly worded message? Why not mind your own buisness and use your time on something more productive?
Lastly, if you are offended at the fact that I have an age limit, you can just suck it. It does not make me stupid or hateful, it's simply just a preference. I'm allowed to have those, right? It's not a personal attack on anyone of a certain age, it's simply not what I am looking for. So grow the fuck up and get over it. I am sick of the nasty complaints from men out of my age limit...gotta say guys, you aren't making a good case by acting like children during your rant on how much I'm missing out on.
Geeshh
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80 degrees in October. Ugh, pick a season, Ohio!
I guess it's better than snow. |
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Something awful happens to me every year during October.
It's been this way for a good seven years.
I have no clue what it'll be this year but I'm getting nervous |
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And as fate would have it...I rock |
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Sure Ill talk shit and tempt fate...think you can take it from there?
Innocent young girls like me need raped.. |
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That's okay, Ill bandage your wounds after I kick your ass..
...after the laughter stops of course... |
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Im in an aggressive, challenging kinda mood today..
Bring it.. |
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There isn't a man Ive ever met on here that was even a slight threat to me. Sad.. |
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Sometimes things are they way they are. You can't fix it..
How do you know the difference between something that's impossible and something thats just going to be really really hard to do. |
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No clowns this Halloween....
Id never sleep again.. |
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Waiting is the hard part... |
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Maybe instead of classifying myself as a sub or slave I should just label myself as a potential victim?
I want the affection and love a sub gets with the restraints and captivity/lack if option to leave as a slave.
So...which would it be? Maybe just a happy prisoner ..lol |
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Maybe my attacker should be masked. Its a terrifying thought.. |
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The difference between me and every other sub on here?
Ill actually let the sick rape/kidnap fantasies happen...
Such a shame Im untouchable and fight better then most men..lol |
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I had this awesome dream. I was taken at knife point, tied up and drugged.. taken to my attackers lil secret room in the attic he had made up for me..raped repeatedly, forced to cum..
It was hot. Forceful but affectionate some how at the same time..
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Watching me without acting makes you a coward |
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..... kiss and make sure I never ever tell...
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Friday is my second most favorite F word |
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Rebuilding my life all over again, it looks like.. |
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What fun is the capture if you cant keep? |
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Yayy its Monday!....said no one ever |
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I woke up in that mood. The mood where I'm dying to be the rape victim.. scared, owned...fighting even though Im squirting like mad...helpless and secretly loving it.
Uggh Im climbing the walls
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I now have proof. Im completely untouchable..I cant be raped/ dominated/stalked/owned or controlled. |
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" there are very few things an orgasm cant solve" |
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How far are you willing to go to take what you want? |
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I like when men message me on here then realize I'm tougher then they are and go quiet its sad. Especially when they're so much older then I am..lmao |
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Kid free week starts Tuesday!! The nights need to be fun...
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Worst day I think Ive had in years. I hate men!!!!
Sigh* I need shady friends.. |
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Iced coffee and cheese...not one of my better ideas... |
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You're my proof that the evolutionary clock is ticking backwards |
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.... so sick of cowards
* reposted by demand of one.. |
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And no..that's not an attempt.. just eggin ya on |
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Running is good exercise...
I guess that's why you discourage it...lol |
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Another fuckin bird in my chimney !!!
Wtf???
I hope the world burns |
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Phones almost done..so if I go quiet thats why...enjoy it..lol |
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You cant skin the rabbit you haven't yet caught ...
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Yaayy! Happy Girl!!
Though I did back up over my mailbox (again)..
Stupid letter whore always in my way...
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Ooohh that sounds awesome..
Id love to get into my car only to feel a hand wrap around my mouth and a gun digging deep into my side or under my jawbone..
Hear a voice tell me if I scream Ill die..and I may anyway if I dont...followed by.."lock the doors, start the car and go where I tell you. Ive got a whole night planned for you"
Now Im wet... |
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I feel very submissive today..
It blows |
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Curse you, dairy..
Also..if you feel the need to contact me, please note that starting your message with "hey, bitch" will only end in me making a complete ass out of you.
Spare yourself the trouble of having to mop your ego up off the floor and act like an adult.. |
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Some people are just so moody. |
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Monday just wouldn't be as cool without being yelled at in a cvs parking lot.
No awesome.
Kinda makes me wish I hadnt tried to drive there with my emergency brake on.. |
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Thats okay, Im pretty sure theres room in hell for us both..
..should be fine |
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Nailing a douche bag in the head with a wedge sandle was well worth getting kicked out of Verizon..
I dont feel as angry now..though I do miss my shoes.
Hope it hurt, you punk ass bitch. Youre lucky my fucking knee is swollen or I woulda
run your ass down and tackled you in the parking lot |
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Monday blows..there.. I said it |
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...and there it is again..
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I like that youll never say to me,
" I cant tell you what to do"
Or
" you can do whatever you want, I dont care"...
It makes me happy ;) |
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Ever get the feeling youre being watched?? Its kick ass, isnt it??
Makes me happy |
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There....is a fucking raccoon in my car...
Wtf do I do now??
Why does nature hate me?! I know why other ppl hate me..and Im okay with it, but why nature???
Can..I like..grab it?
Update
* For the dumbasses who had shit to say, I threw a sheet over it and grabbed it by the back of the neck with no injuries...so cram it.. bunch of pussies... |
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Shock me...frighten me..own me |
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Blackmail means no way out for those who can do it right..
I...am totally untouchable
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You know life is on track when you get kicked out of a bingo hall..I was the one there and even Im not sure how that happened |
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Siigghh* You ppl bore me.
Am I the only one who thinks rape and blackmail is a great hobby? |
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What's that you say?? My oven is broken?? But how will I stick my head in it now?? |
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Someone should brutalize the Snuggle dryer sheet bear.
He looks like he's got it coming |
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OK I didn't cry but I did kick the receptionist...
I'm naked..neighbors pool..here I come |
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I....have had too much to drink...but Im still pretty sure swimming naked in my neighbors pool is a great idea.
Like that one time that guy in the wheelchair fell in some water but couldn't swim because he was a paralegal without any legs..so he was in a wheelchair..cause he had no legs. I think he had an arm though.
They dropped my car off the lift today at the repair place. I almost cried.
The end |
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Apparently a skilled stalker /blackmailer is non existstant |
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The more you want me the less likely it is that you'll get me |
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I think you can do better then that....don't you?
Not crazy obsessed enough |
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You know... I'm starting to realize that CM would be an easy place to stalk ppl. I didn't know that you can look at profiles without it showing up on the "who's viewing me tab"
So..tons of ppl could be watching this and I'd have no clue..
That's awesome.. lmao |
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I'm in the mood to be bitten..nice and hard. Break skin for a louder scream.. |
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I think I want a kitten... |
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Commit to what you want. Obsess. Keep. Change your life, change mine... |
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I sometimes wake up with the urge to murder Shirley Temple... is that wrong? |
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You know, I used to think I had an old tired soul. Then for a while I was positive I had no soul at all. Now I think I just have a really young one. Maybe that's why I don't understand anything or can ever make things work how I want. Maybe that's also why I gravitate to older men.
So tell me, older ones..what makes a sub? |
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Aww ....I look so cute with my lil curls and such.. |
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OK..so here's my dilemma.
A few minutes ago I decided to sit on then couch.
I came to realize as fate would have it, that I was sitting on something pointy. Quite possibly a pen but its really too early to know yet.
I think there's a plan for everyone and moving three inches to the left..well..its just not meant to happen.
This being said, I've decided not to seek treatment (for possible pen that's poking me).
Its gonna be a long hard rd, but its how life goes..
I'm not sure..where things will go from here. I just know I'm too lazy to move over.
..Give me strength...
If you'd like to make a donation to my fake charity supporting my pen in the ass cause..please let me know. All donaters will receive a fake band supporting ...well..me..because together..there's hope. |
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Life lesson #14. Always be sure your car window is down before you throw your strawberry smoothie out said window..
Sigh* least I smell pretty |
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I'd sooner swim in a pool of hepatitis then to date you...
Fucking hilarious |
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Inducing panick isnt a felony right? Cause...I'd kind like to try it.. lol |
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April really is starting to fucking suck..It needs to hurry up and be over |
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Mmmmm he has a bike too..sexy |
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A lot of men say to me that they don't abuse their subs..
What the hell kinda fun is that? Abuse the fuck outta me. |
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So I went to the military surplus place being all excited about my classes to get my fugitive recovery license...
Then I accidently maced myself in my car in the parking lot.
...yyeeaahhh this should end well. Awesome idea. Go me! |
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How can there be so many people who suck in one place?
I couldnt have made it easier for you, but you pussied out. You like all the rest, talked a great game but fell short on your ability to act out your strong convictions..
Men here are pathetic cowards |
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Its well known that technogy wants to murder you" |
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Easter Sunday = National zombie appreciation day |
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I LOVE that you cant have/get to me..and.Im gonna tease you and dangle it infront of you for as long as I get amusement from it
* giggles* |
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Quit creeping around and do something already..Im waiting, you coward.. |
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Its been like..a month..yeah, Ive given up but omg, do I need to be held down and nailed hard and deep..uugghh..its killing me.. |
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..Ill be in the dairy section if you want to come yell profanities at the cheese..itll make you feel better |
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