Goddess Brittany

If you don’t know your place by now,
you will learn quickly or you will be disposed of.
Before you even think of contacting Me..
you will read My rules below.
Learn them.
Love them.
Live by them.
Goddess Brittany makes the rules…
you’re just here to follow them.

Rule #1
I’m #1. It is ALWAYS about Me.

Rule #2
your sole purpose is to be used for My benefit and entertainment.

Rule #3
your “wants” and “desires” are of little importance to Me, but I will occasionally allow you to humor Me with them.

Rule #4
you will always address your Goddess properly. ex: “Yes, Goddess.”

Rule #5
If you disobey Me, you will pay for your disobedience. The fee is 75. It will be paid when I deem it necessary.

Rule #6
See number #2 in case your tiny brain has already forgotten.