I have been married for 20 years to a woman with no evident interest in D/s, but I try to be submissive and pleasing to her anyway. In my imagination I am always picturing her wearing a strap-on harness that I am fellating.
Here's a poem I like:
Vees (with deepest apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
I think that I shall never have
A thing as lovely as a vaj.
A vaj that opens to give life
A vaj that opens to quell strife;
A vaj that winks at God all day,
And seems with lovely lips to pray;
That vaj doth God and nature please,
When living beings it doth release;
That vaj so lovely doth appear;
In cotton, satin, nylon sheer.
And here's some websites I sometimes gape at open-mouthed:
http://badpennyblues.blogspot.com/
http://saragirlsissyconfessions.blogspot.com/
http://maidenformed.blogspot.com/