I am a married woman who has not seen hide nor hair of her husband in 6 years, but i refuse to get a divorce, I will promise you and every other joe on the planet that I will be getting it soon. I have two slaves and have helped to train three others. I have been an advisor to countless. I have been active in the lifestyle for almost thirty years and love to offer advice and comfort to those just starting thier mystic path into leather and lace that I call BDSM. I have served every master that has shown me interest and love the fact that they have all passed so peacefully. I have a neck that is long enough to hold at least 5 collars so long as you do not buy me the inch thick one's from Petsmart. I am soo sexually talented that I can make every Dominant in the room orgasm simply by walking into that room. I earned all 23 of my spikes in 42 minutes and a few seconds, but two of my sirs gave me an extra because I am such an exceptional student so I wear all 24 with pride. I can bring any dominant to thier knees with but a look. All the slaves I have trained are able to do the same with thier quirt abilities. Watch out if I have a harness on for my bit is not far to follow. Do not try to wave a violet want within 200 yards of my person for I will know by some power, unfathomable by such a small brained creature as yourself. I keep an immaculate house and maintain both my lawn and car once a week. I adore cooking so long as it is in a leather fashioned formal dinner service. Do not bore me with a meal so simple as to only have 7 courses, It is not woth the waste of effort to chew your ill prepared food. I eat off of crystal and silver and prefer to use gold utensils. I miss the days when true writers were recognised for thier ability and love to read garfield in the sunday paper because that is the only true art. I love to have relations with corpses for they are the only ones who can truely listen and hear me when I tell them the secrets of life eternal. Flesh and blood have always been the most important things to me, thier taste is like no other. I require of any applicant to give me both a sample of fresh skin and blood for me to test with thier first contact to me. Beware this puppies bite is far worse than her bark. I dispise negotiations for they are nothing more then a pathetic excuse to seek out what a slave REALLY wants to have used on them. Safe words are simply an excuse to top from below. Do not ask me for any references for all of the people that once spoke ill of my style are now speaking no more. If you cannot believe me an my word then you do not know the meaning of the word trust. Be prepared to have a jigsaw piece peel done upon our first meeting and do not worry I have this cleared with the management at IHOP. In your service to me you will have the pleasure of serving a multitude of personalities and some will not even know you will exist and may kick you out. Please always keep a bag with a few days supplies outside under the porch just in case. I require that you submit to me fully, without questioning my motives; for I, being a REAL dominant (when I feel like being one), am always right. Under my reign, you will have nothing resembling a hard limit, safeword, or checklist, for all are simply petty tools used by the ignorant. You need not fear me for I will always have plenty of almond flavored snacks around.