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DINGO Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and
she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we
have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped
beacon, you must tie her down on a bed and k her.
GIRLS A king! A king!
DINGO You must k her well, and after you have ked
her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, k me.
AMAZING And k me.
STUNNER And me.
LOVELY And me.
DINGO Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good king!
GIRLS A king! A king! There is going to be a king
tonight!
DINGO And after the king, the oral sex.
GIRLS The oral sex! The oral sex!
Monty Python, the Holy Grail
Warning I have a sarcastic, politically incorrect, and risque sense of humor, and, as the above quote shows, Im not afraid to use it, even when I shouldn't. Sarcasm and Orgasms are two things most people don't get, but those who do are smiling now. I know a Ds relationship is not a joke. If you are not serious about a Ds relationship, your partner could get hurt, and not in a good way.
The Monty Python quote contains two of my favorite activities, spanking, and Oral Sex. I enjoy a kinder, gentler kind of kink, but have no problem being strict and hard if my partner requires it.
My Ideal Person is a woman with intellect, a dirty mind, a good sense of humor, and a kind heart,
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