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A mommy can be funny a mommy can be sad but this cool mommy is bad,bad,bad.
She's the boss the one we must all obey show respect or no-one get to roll in the hay
She likes to laugh and hear you sing
Mommy! mommy! can I wear some of your things?
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Life can be funny, life can be sad. I am choosing to be happy and find that special one to hold and love! I am wanting something real and something forever! |
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My birthday is Wednesday the 25th of January! I am turning 45...... I would love some attention and clever ways to attract me to you! |
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We need to teach our daughters to distinguish between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her ~ a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her ~ a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly ~ a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her ~ a man who believes he is God's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman was God's gift to man. Repost if you agree. |
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A woman deserves a man who calls her baby, kisses her like he means it, holds her like he never wants to let her go, doesn't cheat, wipes her tears when she cries, doesn't make her jealous of other women-instead makes other women jealous of her, is not scared to let his friends know how he feels about her, shows her off to the world, and lets her know how much he really loves her... Re-post this if you agree!!!.:) |
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I am stepping back for a while! I am confused and feel I am being used! Until I figure out what I am doing I will be back or gone! |
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coin operated boy
coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.
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I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I am proud of who I am today. I may not be perfect... but I don't need to be. Take me as I am, or watch me as I walk away. Post this if you're proud of being you... !
The 12 steps can show us how to love and as well accept love :-) |
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An open heart will fill quickly, and a closed one will always be empty. You need to take care to keep your heart open; it does not stay that way all on its own. In fact, an open heart cannot exist without an open mind to go with it. |
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Question: Which one do YOU listen too.. YOUR Heart or YOUR HEAD? |
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I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past......but I'm proud of who I am today. Take me as I am...or watch me as I walk away. |
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I am strong because I am weak!
Beautiful because I know my flaws
A lover because I am a fighter
Truthful because I have lied
And I Laugh because I have known sadness!
READ ENTIRE PROFILE AND JOURNAL POSTS BEFORE WRITING! |
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NEW PICTURES ARE UP PLEASE LOOK OVER AND PLEASE READ MY WHOLE PROFILE AND ALL MY JOURNAL POSTINGS BEFORE WRITING ME! |
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I pick good women! But, I haven't had any luck with my men!!!!
I really want someone to hold and to hold me!
I really want someone to laugh with and smile!
I really want someone to be my everything and to be their everything!
I really want someone to spend my days with!
I really want someone special in my life!
I really need someone Who needs these things as well???? |
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Searching for Men and women between the ages of 25 and 60! I am hoping to find a long term relationship but I know it takes time! Lets just get to know each other and see where it may take us! No Married men, No One nighters and No Cyber! I am in the Columbus area and seaching for someone close! |
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I am ME. You might find someone prettier, smarter or even funnier but there is only one me, and I know who I am and more importantly I LIKE ME! I am a work in progress and strive to be better everyday, I wear my heart on my sleave, I am fiercely protective of those I LOVE! I make mistakes , But I try to learn from them. I know I AM BLESSED AND LOVED and I cant imagine being anyone but ME!!! |
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Well I made it to Ohio and ready to start anew! Things did not work out for me the way I had hoped so I am searching for that special someone to fill my heart with joy once again! I want something real, I want something special and I want something TRUE! I deserve to be Loved and I deserve to Love! I am a special Lady who just wants a man to accept me for who I am! |
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I'm Not Scared of heights.... But I'm Scared of Falling! I'm not Scared of Swimming....But I'm Scared of Drowning! I'm Not Scared of loving.... But I'm Scared of Getting HURT!!! |
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To Love is Nothing!
To be Loved is Something!
But to Love and be Loved in return is Everything! |
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Life is short!
Forgive quickly!
Love truly,laugh uncontrollably and let your light shine brightly for all the whole world to see! |
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Love me without Fear! Trust me without wondering! Be there without restrictions! Accept me how I am......A love like that would be ETERNAL!!!! |
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I am searching for long term! I am not a pro! SINGLE MEN ONLY! I want and need a loving man by my side! I am not into AB's or babies! A man who needs to let the little boi out for his special Mommy! I am not Sadistic or Real Mean, But I know what I want and plan on getting it when I want it! I love to spank with my hair brush or whatever I can lay my hand upon! Corner time and restrictions maybe called for!I am 420 friendly, a smoker and friendly drinker! I have 4 childern(Grown) 2 Grand Daughters! No Beating off without my permission is EVER ALLOWED! BEEN THERE DONE THAT! I WILL NOT STAND FOR A JERKER! NO ON-LINE!! SINGLE MEN ONLY UNLESS YOUR A COUPLE WITH THE LADY INVOLVED! |
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~if I could be any part of you, I’d be your tears ~ to be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips ~ |
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then -- we elected them. |
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Sometimes the one you that you think is your knight and shining armour; actually turns out to be a retard in tin foil. |
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Katherine Mansfield
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only for wallowing in. |
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 I want to fly away!
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Elmer G. Letterman
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. |
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 She is here! My Grand Daughter was born into our family March 4th at 7: 21 am 6lbs 12 oz and 19 in long! She is healthy and beautiful! I am the proudest Gamma in the world!!!! |
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"I woke up the next morning with a smile on my face and a long list of gentlemen happy to take your place. Less trashier, much classier then who you prove to be." ♥ |
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Barbara Hall, Northern Exposure, Rosebud, 1993
The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark. |
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>
> Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
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> This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
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> Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).
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> Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
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> A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.
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> Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
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> Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
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> Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
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> Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.
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> Sincerely,
> The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)
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> PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. |
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Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'
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Katharine Butler Hathaway
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin. |
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After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. I can rest only for a moment, for with freedom comes responsibilities, and I dare not linger, for my long walk is not yet ended.
"NOT MY QUOTE BUT LOVES IT!" |
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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I AM NOW 43! THANK YOU THE MANY BOI'S THAT HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO WISH ME A HAPPY DAY! |
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People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. People with blue eyes, when angered tend to keep to themselves at times but then burst into a fit of rage that you do not want to see them in. They're strong-willed and driven people. Peaceful with low physical endurance. Spiritual intense computer lover. |
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There comes a point in your life when you realize:
Who matters,
Who never did,
Who won't anymore...
And who always will.
So, don't worry about people from your past,
there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. |
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.....................
Behind almost every woman you ever heard of, stands a man who let her down. |
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"True love is like a pair of socks: you gotta have two and they've gotta match." - Anonymous |
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It takes courage to show your dreams to someone else.
- Erma Bombeck |
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Everything works out in the end. If it hasn't worked out, it's not the end. |
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"Everything that has a beginning has an ending. Make your peace with that
and all will be well." |
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And the day came when the risk it took to remain tight inside the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
The heart that truly loves never forgets!!!!! |
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King Whitney Jr.
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To the hopeful it is encouraging because things may get better. To the confident it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better. |
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