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I will be shutting down this profile in a coupe of weeks. If you want my attention then say something meaningful! RULES:
#1) Do not send one or 2 lines that say "I want to serve you, may I?" Or "Sit my face plz"
#2) SIGN YOUR FUCKING NAME
#3) Put some thought into it. Tell me exactly what you want, be imaginative and detailed. No imagination = terrible in bed!!!!
#4) If you do not want a LTR, then FUCK OFF. Seriously.
#5) DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES beg over and over for a phone call, picture, or cam. GGRR!!! I'm SO tired of it. YOU WILL get your 'proof pic' IF YOU FUCKING EARN IT. I do NOT want to spend all fucking day talking about how you got dooped by someone already. Whine whine whine.... It's not MY fault and I owe you NOTHING.
#6) DO NOT USE THE WORD 'Mistress.' Im a QUEEN. Address me as Queen Natz, or go wank urself off!
#7) I say over and over again PATIENCE AS I AM HUMAN DAMNIT! I will get to you as best I can. See #3 below!!
#8) Do not tell me you will give me a huge amount of money to do some crazy shit to you. I mean seriously, I won't take such offers very seriously, and will be skeptical at best. If you insist, then prove it. See #2 below. While at it, see also #4 below!
How it feels to be me:
#1) I am suddenly mrs popularity. I grew up on an island no one hardly heard of, and now I'm a super star. My gosh, got me off gaurd! So thank you for making me feel special first of all!
#2) I never asked for anything from any one, not gifts and not money. I'm not here looking for it, but it seems gentlemanly to offer "chocolates and roses" as it were. This is the dead chilvary, as no one offers me anything. Tho you all want free sessions to boot! What's in it for me? I SHOULD be looking for a job, but here I am on CM! How about that? If you'd like to get me something my amazon wishlist is blue.orchid29@yahoo.com but this is not a requirement. (Just so happens it's my paypal as well.) Again, it is NOT a requirement, so do not get all huffy bitches! {Very few exceptions here, thanks guys! You know who you are and so do I!}
#3) I spend HOURS and HOURS replying to everyone. It's my kind heart to reply, even if you don't follow my rules! And you know what pisses me off? No one ever listens! How hard is it to understand that you are LUCKY that I reply to you at all? You complain that someone here was fake, you likely only got 3 girls to reply to you this month, and when I reply to you to give you a chance, what do I get but nagging? NO! I WILL NOT FUCKING CALL YOU OR CAM YOU! I have not cammed with anyone yet, leastwise YOU. YOU ARE NOT THAT SPECIAL. I am shy, I dislike being on cams. I am not going to call every fucker on here either! If you want 'proof' of who I am, put in some fucking time and effort! As far as I know you are some duechebag axe murdering jack the fucking ripper, so it works both ways homie! IF I spent the time to call or otherwise 'prove' myself to every request I get, I'd never get to talk about anything else now would I? *Insert Migrain Here*
#4) I've decided NOT to do sessions after all. Convince me otherwise! If I did, you'd better be willing to put the money up front, or a notable percentage! Advance (at least 7 days) notice would be mandatory as well!
#5) Do I have a duechebag magnet in my pocket? Really, I wonder sometimes.
What I'm looking for:
#1) Someone in the future that I can beat the shit out of if I want to. And I WILL want to.
#2) I will scream in your face til you go deaf. Temporily at least!
#3) I will humiliate you and use you for my furniture.
#4) I will beat your balls. Constantly. You will even cum from punching!
#5) I will parade you around publicly in your collar. Family and friends need not know, but generally people will know.
#6) You will be my boyfriend/slave. Note what come first there.
#7) Must be funny, sweet, and gentlemanly at ALL TIMES. Meaning make me laugh, have fun with me, and put me first before yoruself.
#8) You will be controlled in all ways. You will give me your paycheck, outside of paying bills, and I'll give you what you deserve. You will piss when I tell you that you can. You will cum with permission only. Ect!
It seems I was not clear! I was just asked so I'll put it here as well. That being said, here is what I am looking for:
I want a boyfriend/slave. Note which comes first in that set. It will be in your best interest to get to know me and let me know you. I want to punish your balls constantly, blue balling and beating them tirelessly. I want to humiliate you publicly, on your purple leash with your pink collar on, parading around the malls and public events. I want to use you as my footrest, have you cater to my every whim, and wear cute dresses.
Online slaves are accepted!
"I'm HOME so take me DRUNK again! LOL! Make that shit a double."
Song that says something that make me think of ... ME. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W27v2XdCFA
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| luvznhugz on 8/12/12 at 12:56 AM: |
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That's it? That is all you have to say?
Well, you've got nothing coming. Sitting there hiding behind your PC thinking ur cute but you are really a 80's yuppie throwback academy drop-out tossed out of the pencil dick sorority for being too small in your momma's boy shirt she bought for you with the flammer accessory package haircut deal. You are twice as inteligent as a red ass baboon and have half the dignity.
Wait, talking over your head now. Let me rephrase that.
Hay Cletus! Comma ova har' an' check this out. I am picking on a girl cuz I gots no self esteem and looksee har I used ta could think I could get a hot girl, oh gawsh I love to jackify mysewf off to a purty dang girl like that. Ahuck! MMmm mmm. Good vittles!
Here's a fact for you. My friend Big Sexy used to get girls all the time, even before he lost wieght. Why? Because he didn't act like a dueche bag, and is polite and sweet. All you can get are crackhead whore strawberries who think you are rich because you have a pulse, and are only interested in you to gold dig that wrinkly dollar you got where your wallet should be.
If that is as creative as you can get, then I suspect you are TERRIBLE IN BED.
Oh sorry, I appologize. Momma done told me it is rude to pick on retards, I'm so sorry about your condition.
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gunthermorgan on 8/11/12 at 11:48 PM: |
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go audition for a dove commercial fat ass http://bitcast-r.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/kink/imagedb/20064/i/h/830/7.jpg
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luvznhugz on 8/11/12 at 11:46 PM: |
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First of all, you haven't the right to judge anyone. Secondly, if you are so pathetic that you have to steal someone's dignity cuz you have none of your own, that's is pathetic. And thirdly, I'm not "bbw" as if it were any of your business. You are a stick, no girl wants a stick. Pathetic slobbering monkey yipping like a constipated wiener dog who is self righteous and no one likes him, poor puppy. How truely sad.
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gunthermorgan on 8/11/12 at 11:40 PM: |
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lose weight or get off CM,no one actually likes bbw |
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| Age: 23 |
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