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Your Master's Voice!
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Very simply, you are a young (18-24), tight, lightweight, submissive girl -- novice or experienced -- looking to be or train as a submissive slave to a dominant, in-charge, Alpha male.
You will be into serious yet safe play, where you can be bound (by your own silk stockings), muzzled (with your own soiled panties), and tied down and taken as your Master may deem fit.
Be into the humiliation, deprivation, and the exquisite pain that bondage and total domination will hold over you. Be prepared to devote your entire being to your Master.
Lifestyle? Curious? Intrigued? Ready? Into the psychological as well as physical? Ready to be collared, leashed and caged?
Reply with accurate stats/pix, and a full history of your experiences. Explore the possibilities.
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Your time to serve is at hand!
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I'm looking for a slender submissive to set up a house with and she will run the house answering only to Me. Must be ready to Marry and have at least one child.. to the world You are my wife, at home my slave. all inquires answered. |
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To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one. |
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I read this and had to pass it on... 12/21/2009.....It's the Longest Night. Tonight, the dark will come sooner and last longer than on any other night. This is a time a rest; a period of waiting before the sun turns his face toward us again and brings us warmth and life.
As that silent, velvety shroud settles over you this evening, remember to celebrate this period of renewal. From this point forward, the days get longer and the earth begins to rouse herself from her long sleep. Enjoy this time, because the busy hustle of spring is coming.
What do you hope for in the new year? How will you spend your lengthening days? |
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bill of non-rights!!!
(UPDATE: Attributed to former Senate candidate Lewis Napper from Mississippi.)
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"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights."
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth.
More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.
This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm.
If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.
Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.
If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services
of other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job.
All of us sure want you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness.
Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country.
We don't care where you are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you came from!
(lastly....) NOW...
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's history or heritage.
This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend.
No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you if you don't. I just think it's about time common sense is allowed to flourish. Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will? |
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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN!!!!
I Am the gove rn ment's Worst Nightmare.
I am an American.
and believe in God.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental functionary, be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks, and neither have you!
So, shut up already.
I believe if you don't like the way things are here,
go back to where you came from and change your own country!
This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!
If you were born here and don't like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
I also don't think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're not breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license..
I think it's good..... And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years..
I dislike people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
Get a Job and do your part!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!
WE NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY ! ! !
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,
ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE !
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OLD VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant 's house where the news stations film the group singing, 'We shall overcome.' Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Nancy Pelosi & John Kerry exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.
Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be VERY careful how you vote... |
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> Guy goes
> into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot
> says, "What will you
> have?" The guy says, "Martini." The
> robot brings back the best martini
> ever and says to the man, "What's your
> IQ?
> The guy
> says, "168".
> The robot
> then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
> and
> medical
> technology.
> The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the
> bar. The
> robot bartender says,
> "What will you have?" The
> guy says, "Martini".
> Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to
> the man and says,
> "What’s your
> IQ?"
> The
> guy says, "100."
> The robot
> then starts to talk about Nascar,
> Budweiser and John Deere
> tractors.
>
> The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks
>
> he will try
> it one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot
> says,
> "What will
> you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the
> robot brings him
> another
> great martini. The robot then says,
> "What's your
> IQ"
> The guy
> says, "Uh, about 50."
> > The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you
> people still happy you
> voted for Obama?" |
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