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| Wanted Single, widowed, or divorced straight caucasian Jewish Lady, 50-69 years old (plus or minus), without live-in children, who is in need of a slave to make Her life easier, more enjoyable, and for whom i can serve.Note This position is not for sex and the slave is not to have sex with his Owner.Although the purpose of a slave is to serve his Owner, both the slave and Owner need to have similar interests or they will soon tire of each other. Therefore, i seek an Owner who needs a slave to serve Her and friends of the Owner. The Owner should be into ponyplay, dogplay, etc. and should be in need of the services this slave is able to supply. Hopefully, this will lead to long term relationship and not a one-time use.Please include a picture with Your reply and a list of services You would be in need of or wish for. Note also, this is not an attempt to Dom from the bottom -- past experience tells me that compatable interests lead to enjoyment of both Pparties.Qualifications of slave The slave has had over seven years experienceas a chauffeur, go-fer, errand boy, butler, server, ponyboy, dogboy, Has housecleaning ability. Can do some yardwork, household repairs,sweeping, carwashing, and similar chores. he is honest, trustworthy, loyal, obedient, and caring, and dependable. Has a sense of humor and is eager to please. Disease and drug free (and will not engage in activity likely to change this.)Weaknesses cooking and plumbing.Not into severe pain (i am not a pain slut.) i believe that some pain is necessary to correct behavior and to train(and possibly to make Owner happy or to relieve Her frustrations and because She can inflict pain), severe pain does not show thatShe can take care ofHer servant or loves or cares for Her sub. i believe that One should take care ofOnes property and not damage it. Would You take a bat to Your expensive camera or Your flat screen TV?
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May everybody have a joyous Passover. Watch it with the wine and don't eat too much of the matzos. It is like lead on your stomach.
Lecture remembered from my mother: It is stated that bread not be eaten. It does not state that you have to eat matzo. If too much of that matzo leaves you constipated, take the Dulcolax. But not too much. |
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T'was the night before Christmas
And down here in Long Beach,
I was sitting at Starbucks
For my Latte I did reach.
I know we're all Jewish
But I was wondering still,
If Santa would come here
And give me a thrill.
On my way home, no Christmas lights did I see,
On the houses, the windows, not even the trees.
What a strange feeling Not a decoration in sight.
Was it really December or a warm summer's night?
I drove past Katella, there were lines out the door.
People were waiting for kishka and more.
The restaurants were busy, Christmas dinners not planned.
Never, not here, we're in LA-LA Land!
At home all was quiet, I left some Mogen David wine,
In case Santa came to our house for the first time.
I wasn't waiting for presents to be left under a tree.
I could hope all I want.
I could fuss and then see,
If Santa would make time
for little old me.
Then all of a sudden,
He pulled up in his Jag,
With a sack full of presents
Each sporting a tag!
Oy Bloomies, oy Saks,
Oy Neiman's and more.
He sure knows where to shop,
He even frequents my stores!
He looked for the lox,
The bagels and deli.
He camne to our house first
To fill up his belly!
I have a long night ahead,
I want you to know.
Flying JetBlue out of Long Beach
To New York and the snow.
Santa stayed for awhile,
He chatted and ate.
Then he left in a flash
Before it got late.
What a great night
I thought with a sigh.
That jolly old Santa
Is a mench of a guy!
As I cleared off the table,
I heard with delight,
"Shalom to you all," he exclaimed with a chuckle,
What a mashuganah night!!!
Happy holidays and a happy New Year!
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Happy 4th of July!!!
Please be careful, don't celebrate the 4th with a fifth, and be careful with the fireworks.
The Domme you save may be my own! |
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On the 8th day of Chanukkah my true Domme gave to me:
8 swats with a paddle,
7 strokes of Her crop,
6 OTK spankings,
5 hours of housework,
4 errands to run for Her,
3 hours in the cage,
2 stretched balls,
and a cock ring on my penis. . . |
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| Age: 26 |
| Cleveland,
Tennessee |
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