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i have ticked many boxes on who i'm looking for .. primarily i am looking for a relationship with a domme lady / switch lady although i would consider an exceptional sub or very convincing TS.

all of which may sound a little arrogant but this is what i seek and i seek it in real time not online .... bdsm is not new to me and i know what type of people suit me and what type of people i suit.

the rest of this profile is just stuff to maybe help you get to know me and encourage you to make contact.


maybe its time to admit that if it was going to happen by now it should have .. but i'm 41 and still single ... so either its been them or me .. or maybe both but i seem to attract the fruitcakes, the emotionally distressed, the just-out-of-a- relationships, the paranoid, the deluded, the unreliable and the down right stupid ..... the lives miles away but has young kids, the no kids career woman who's social life is more important, .... have you ever tried to have a stable romance with a nutcase or someone you can only see once a month if you arrange it two months in advance or she'll be out with her mates ... i don't mind being friends with a fruitcake but other than that its too much like hard work ...

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standard rules of combat must be observed at all times;
nobody married, partnered, dating someone else be it casual or otherwise.
nobody just out of a relationship .. i don't want to hear about it all .. i'm not your councellor.
no long distance.
nobody with "icious" in their name .... bubblyicious, debbielicious etc etc ..
no emotionally headfukced ..
must not spend every weekend in the pub or nightclub .... no pisheads
must be able to spell, no text speak EVER
da is not a word .. its the
chilling wiv me m8s ... relaxing with friends
its not big, its not clever don't do it !

couch potato seeks salt n vinegar lady to lick tomato sauce of my body.
must love doing it in the kitchen, the living room, the bedroom .. but not the bathroom .. its a water and electricity thing ...
must love doing it all night long until the early hours of the morning ...

you have to laugh ... seriously ... its not a test or a job application .. its just some random ill chosen words on an internet dating site profile ... !!


things to do before i die;
age 45;
get my eye wrinkles done .. stay young looking.
get a tattoo ... i figure that by then i'll be too old to be taking my top off in public anyway so who cares ...
get my teeth whitened ..

by age 50;
get married ... i have a few options for the ceremony
1. the vegas wedding .. just go there get very very drunk and get married somewhere tacky.

2. the elvis wedding ... a proper english church wedding but everyone comes dressed as elvis ... even the vicar, who at the end says "i now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride .. thank ya very much"

3. the circus / clown wedding .. as above but everyone comes dress as a circus performer ... maybe all clowns , which could be a quite scary as clowns are a bit freaky !

4. the hippy wedding .. outdoors, barefoot with flowers in my hair and the bridesmaids and children all come as fairies complete with wings !

5. the mail order bride .. i figure that if i'm stil single when i'm 50 i'm gonna get me one of them young fillies from thailand ... yessireee bob !

i also have a tendancy to write complete and utter bolllox when i'm bored .. !!

I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day.
I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened.
I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular.
I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!

pet hates;
work
traffic lights
raisins
liver
liverpool FC
toothache
winter
dusting
DIY

pet loves;
pizza
pasta
dr pepper
snogging
holding hands
the cinema
fresh air
christmas


1st date scenarios

option 1;
the cinema is too odd for a first date .. sitting in the darkness in silence for a couple of hours, but i love the movies so it is an option.

option 2.
meet up somewhere that has convenient escape routes have a chat ... if it goes well then have a snog and if that goes well then send a text message after we've parted and say "lets do something else soon"
if one or the other doesn't want to then just ignore the text, feel guilty and no hard feelings.

option 3.
meet at midnight in the field behind tescos, i'll bring the jam you bring the cream, we'll slather, lick and roll round on the grass in the moonlight.
(tjis option is seasonal and currently unavailable)

option4.
meet at noon by the lake near the woods, you bring the jacobs cream crackers, i'll bring the fruit pastels, two crakers each then a fruit pastel ... first one to chew has to buy lunch... if a stalemate is reached then it will have to be a doughnut showdown .. first one to lick the lips is the loser.

option 5.
meet at waterstones .... i'll be wearing the sunflower in my hair ... you wear wellies and big hat.

option 6.
sit on the park bench and drink a can of special brew with the local fruitcakes.

option 7.
a visit to a town that neither of us has been to, preferrably a nice town, maybe with a river running through it rather than a crappy little one or a modern one full of teenagers hanging around outside macdonalds.



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4/28/2008 2:49:50 AM
well ... the weekend ... i had an offer from a 45 y/o couple with a bi male that consisted of "u up for it mate" .. but thats AFF for you !
i declined the offer ...

i was supposed to go on a date with a lady i had been chatting with .. she was keen to meet and said we would sort out the details later, so on saturday morning i asked her what she wanted to do about sunday and she promptly dissapeared.  but thats informed consent for you !

i did have an interesting chat on webcam with a gay guy in his late fifties who lives in central london .. could be something different !

the rest of the weekend was spent watching series 1 of heroes .. being online, drinking tea, eating biscuits, smoking too much, sleeping and masturbating !

i think i'll take up fishing again ...

4/23/2008 1:09:31 AM

blogg 1 - day 2 - entry number 1.

i am lee and i am an internet addict.

i travel around from site to site, stay a few months then leave just when i'm getting  to know people.

this has to be done .. i don't want to end up as one of those people who have been on a site for five years posting the same shit to the forums, debating the same topics over and over and blogging their life away.

but the main reason why its not worth staying in one place for too long is that a few months is all it takes to get noticed and to check out everyone on the site.

i am here with a purpose, to find my elusive significant other, i'm not here for friends or internet buddies, this is the means to the end and not the end itself.

hopefully one day this will all stop and i can cure my obsessive addiction.


today is St Georges day ... i saw no flags .. no celebrations .. not a damn thing ... so why the fuck do we celebrate st patricks day more than we do our own saints day ? .... why do pubs think its cooler to be irish than english ??


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bellecious69
 
 Age: 31
 Atlanta, Georgia