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"We're all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
I'm really into poetry. I love music. I am very adventurous in life, thought, and in love.
I am polyamorous and honest about it. Sometimes I default to traditional relationships, it's all about where I am at in my life, but I refuse to hide what I do, I get enough of that in my work. I identify as a submissive but would be open to experimenting in a switch relationship. I have a good amount of experience but am always finding myself in BDSM.
I do spy shit for a living. I lost my virginity on a bowling alley pool table. I enjoy indie, classical, jazz, and avant garde music. I have a tendency for nerdy hobbies. I love swimming and running. I was once suspended from high school for inciting a riot. I am a video game master(!). I am fluent in Mandarin.
I sometimes aspire to be a stand up comedian. I refuse to take the time to type hyphens when I should use hyphens. I take a multi-vitamin daily and sometimes do other grown-up shit. I view sex between people as a constant act of exploration, and find passion and interconnection to be the most severe aphrodesiacs.
I am awesome at Apples to Apples. My favorite drinking game is Circle of Death (King's Cup). I wear low-rider briefs. I am (mostly) housebroken. I love strategy games. My first kiss was at an all-boys catholic school (it's like a fanfic).
I'm (mostly) house-broken. I'm happy to have recently earned an AA in East Asian studies (long story) and am working on a bachelor's as well, which I hope to have done in the next year. I eventually plan to go back to school full time for a while but that's not gonna be for a couple of years.
My major before I first dropped out of college was music composition, and I still keep up on it when I have time. I'm pretty good at piano, some brass stuff, snare, and I had a badass kazoo solo for a choir arrangement in kindergarten. I have experience conducting and taught theory and performance for a year after high school while I generally mucked my life up.
I was chess champion of my elementary skewl?
I love to read and write contemporary poetry, and I take it pretty seriously (by which I mean I enjoy to read Ginsberg for an hour and drink a lot of tequila until the little letters get all shiny.
I suck at drawing. And origami, it's like witchcraft. I also can't whistle kinda maybe and hookah makes me cough.
I'm an AWESOME sub.(/switch under certain circumstances) who has been lucky enough to be exposed to some great scenes and learned a lot. I'm good with basic rope and want to learn more too, and though I generally put the "s" in "D/s" I can be a helluva brat.
I'm really good at silently leering at most aspects of American redneck culture while simultaneously, in even more absolute (absoluter, if you will) silence, being jealous of their large gaudy shimmering beltbuckles.
I might be really good at most video games. And tabletop games. And MagicTG. Perhaps. I've also, in youth, caught all the (150[well 149]) pokemons.
Dogs like me.
My Dig Dug high score is pretty large, ladies.
I've never missed a chance to belittle my fellow man. And I've never prematurely ejaculated.*
(*shutup, ex girlfriend[...s])
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