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Things I don't give a fuck about:
1) your self-proclaimed expertise
2) the size of your cock
3) passive-aggressive assholes who can't take "no" for an answer
4) the amount of orgasms you think you can give me
5) random sex
6) your poorly written pr0n that comes off more like rape by font
7) your fragile ego that tells you you're the greatest fuck EVAR and I should bow to your greatness.
8) posting your cocktarded messages (and my responses) in a public forum so the entire world can see you for the fragile-ego'ed, clueless twatwaffle you are.
Things I've learned:
1) The size of a man's ego is in direct proportion to the size of his cock. The bigger the ego, the smaller the cock.
2) Men who talk about how much they get laid spend too much time with Vaseline and sweat socks.
3) Men who talk about how many orgasms they can give a woman are the same men that need a map to find a clit.
4) The more egomanaical you are, the easier it is to make you spittle and froth at the mouth.
5) The more you talk about experience, the less you really have.
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