you only get ONE chance to make a good impression 😳

you must first impress "Valerie" BEFORE you EARN the privilege of trying to impress the Mistress in Me

I await your very best efforts.....

I am saddened by the extremely low level of true effort made to impress on here so as to find a lifelong committed D/s relationship.  So many feel proud of themselves that they have sent out the same exact stupid copy/paste messages to every name on the list; sometimes for YEARS.  Did you really think I would be impressed by your dick pics? What happens after the Viagara stops working for you?  Foreplay starts outside of the bedroom, subbies.  I do not sit around My house all day wearing latex, smoking a cigarette on a stick, wearing stillettos, and fucking quivering asses.  I still have no idea why you think it is impressive to call yourself Trained.  Trained to do what? Training was your parents' job to do.  Either you are a decent respectful submissive, or you are not.  If you needed to be Trained, then you have issues I do not care to deal with.  Then there are those desperate and pathetic enough to believe if You just view their profile that You are now interested in them or that You have picked them.  Seriously?  Honestly, sometimes I just accidentally hit a name because I am not paying attention to what I am doing.  And sometimes I click on a name because I think I might recognize the ID as someone I used to know.  I next to never initiate contact with anyone.  I do not have to as I already get many messages daily.  No One owes you a reply to a message you send.  Silence IS a reply; the loudest reply of all.  I promise you that I truly do not care if you will be visiting Florida. I am not a whore.  I choose not to go where so many have gone before with you.  That is just downright nasty.  Then there are the idiots that demand to know why I am "still on here after many years" or who think if I am on here that I must still be searching.  First of all, My business is not anyone elses to know.  Never occurred to you that I have many cherished friends on here?  Is none of your business if I am searching or not, or why I am on here.  Some have learned the hard way that I adore  If you think that checking the fetish boxes on a website checklist is what makes you compatible with someOne, then you lack some serious intelligence.  And My all time favorite what the hell is wrong with you trait is those that have juvenile toddler tantrums because I am not interested in them for whatever reason.  They lash out with names like "You're a Fake, a Wannabe..." and the rest of their immature name calling.  Oh grow the fuck up already.  That is SO unimpressive.  And it still means that I REJECTED you!  Seriously, put some effort into being worthy of consideration.  Find your self respect and intelligence, and USE it.