They're actually getting worse!

So if you see that your message has been deleted unread, be confident that I have, in fact, read it. If I haven't replied I'll let you draw your own conclusion.

I cannot believe the amount of sad men pretending to be tough and macho who have  contacted me with utterly ridiculous ideas and ultimatums. Consequently I've taken to holding my cursor over each message in my inbox as that brings up the message in a window large enough for me to read the drivel they have written. Utter fantasists and very unattractive, unpleasant, unintelligent men.