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hbyhoser

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The basics...
Hello, I am David, also know as -- "Da Hobby Hoser" or "hbyhoser." I'm a 39 year old, single (no pets, no plants, no live-in girlfriends), guy living and working in the western suburbs of Chicago. I am a kinda funny-looking guy -- short-n-skinny, but with big hands, long fingers, and well-endowed, if thats important to you...

I am... An uninhibited, playful and passionate person... A dedicated optimist, with big smile, and an endless sense of humor.... A spontaneous, adventurer looking for a cohort... A creative person (in an out of bed), with a bent back (scoliosis) and bent (slightly warped) mind... A witty "Sapiosexual" (someone who is attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use)... An outgoing "exhibitionist" who is seeking a "voyeur"... A ".org" kinda guy, who isn't embarrassed to admit he plays with toys (sexual and otherwise), and chases after dreams (mine and others)... Rest assured, I am gainfully employed, independent, well educated, busy professional, and I even have (most) all my teeth. *grin*

I've had various “kinky" interests for many years yet I've not had an opportunity to experiment in real life as much as I'd like or desire to.... Perversions include (but are not limited to) -- tantric-sex, mutual massage and masturbation, erotica (reading and writing), exhibitionism/voyeurism (swaping?), spanking, some (light) bondage, medical fetishes, orgasm control, and (most importantly) all things anal. I’ve also dabbled in some spanking, bondage, light domination, orgasm control, and enjoyed it, but I am also curious to experiment as a submissive, (so for those keeping track, that’d make me a “switch?”)

Lastly, I am an equal-opportunity lover -- age, and physical appearance, breast size, disabilities, scars, etc. are of little importance as long as a person(s) has (have) an open mind, an optimistic spirit, and a zest for life.

Who am I looking for?
I am looking for a lover... Someone who wants to be kissed, caressed, held (and yes, f*cked) -- and in turn -- someone who wants kiss, caress, hold, and f*ck me back... Ideally, I'm seeking a woman who shares some of my interests, yet like me, has yet to have many real-time experiences. I am looking for a partner, (or partners *wink*) either for short-term play, and/or possibly for a more long-term “f*ck friends” relationship.

Now what?
Now that you've read my profile -- please don't just move on. Please take a second to send me a comment, an encouraging word, a flurtative wink, a suggestion on how to change/improve my profile --- heck even a "eww-get-lost" is better than stone silence.

- David -
Da Hobby Hoser
Kyphi
 
 Age: 54
  Pennsylvania