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You're right, that is the black crowes. I know it makes me awesome, I can't help it. It's not my fault. I drew the duck blue because i-wrong story. I picked that name because a. it fits, and b. I like the black crowes, I'm a cover band musician. If steve gorman was public service oriented, you'd be looking at him. Well, at least reading his naughty site profile.
From a genetic level I am a dichotomy, I'm a green-eyed blonde indian. I am a bucolic guy who uses the word bucolic, i'm a drummer and a writer and a caretaker for a ranch (not my fulltime job, it is fun, i know it and it gives me an awesome bachelor pad.) I am an eagle scout that grew up in east texas and am on an S&M personals website. needless to say I'm kind of an effed up individual. But in a good way. I'm a sane guy who was raised to open doors, I carry an umbrella and a hankercheif (not for me though) and I've never raised my voice to a woman except at loud events. At the same time basically all my relationships have been an enterprise in D/s, even before I knew what those letters meant. I'm a naturally dominant guy, but i'm a big sweetie too. Like a big cuddly teddy bear that likes spankings. There's that pesky dichotomy again. You silly antitheses. Anyway, ADD is a bitch. I'm a dominant guy, my profession demands exploits and refines it. I'm done rambling, time to wrap this crap up. I've talked about me, thanks for reading, if you've got any questions just act. No pic because I could get fired just for thinking about being on this site, I'm a good looking guy I promise. I'll send a pic if I send you a message, and if you're reading this and are interested I'll send you one too. but only if you ask nicely. What I'm looking for is pretty simple but profound, I want someone who is the other half. I believe and behave a certain way, and while I'm not conceited enough to think it's the correct path for everyone, I do think it's right for some. I'm a hard working man who is sweet and has drive, ambition and a wild-side. I expect the same. Not a whole lot there, but it definitely weeds out alot of people. I think there is a difference between providing for and pampering, and maybe that's why i'm not married any more. "Whoops," said me sheepishly. That's about it. Oh, I'm free of both drugs and diseases-Two for one? How about None! I'd appreciate a similiar status*.Hey now, you have yourself a great time and thanks for reading.
* I am a musician, so i will let 420 type people slide, as long as it's not in my truck. But be advised that while I don't spank my guitarist or singer for partaking, i will spank my significant other. I ain't scared, I've done it before and I'll do it again. Just FYI.
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I think you know what time it is. That's right, time to put on women's clothing. Now it's not a habit, it's a halloween thing. This is a first time for me, being in women's clothing, it shows that i've come along way. I used to have a terminal case of a white knight complex. I married a ravening princess to rescue her from a beautiful monster. Which only turned out to be herself. But honestly, I like my monsters beautiful. Not invisible though. Mr pahlaniuk, i like my women with mandibles thank you very much. You're lost if you haven't read any Chuckie Pahlaniuk, it's ok, just take my word that it's funny. Anyway, I'm unmarried now, so I've gone from shining armour to red lingerie. I'm going as a naughty devil, as if i were described by a british person. I like it to think of it as going as my ex-wife. But either way it's obscene and amaaazing. I'll send you a picture of it if you want to see it, I've been running alot and i'm proud of these legs. |
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there is no written version of this language, so bear with me as i phonetically type. Do`me noye`wak lanteysero akeenaw. Mesa to`yet. in english it roughly translates as shit happens, so get on with it. Joe dirt would probably say life's a garden dig it. but i'm just guessing, you'd have to ask him. that's your little trinket of information today. Now I go to bang, bang, bang the drums. deep ellum style. |
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| Age: 27 |
| Liverpool,
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