You know you're a total pain slut when you enjoy your laser hair removal. 

I got my vagina completely lasered, save for a landing strip.  

It's true what girlfriends say, it does feel a lot like electric bands bouncing into you. It goes ZAP ZAP ZAP, sort of like a cheap flicker or a circuit that fizzles out. 

I imagined that I was a robot being welded into life. I admit that some of it was a bit painful (even for me!).  I didn't say anything when the laser technician asked me why I was giggling, but he said he couldn't believe it. 

The things we do to impress men. He'd better enjoy it tonight.