I am 29;  5'11" with a 36" inseam down below and 36DDs up on top. I work Mon-Fri. My job is difficult but I love it!

In my off hours I enjoy.... Motorcycles, beer, Bruins, tattoos, fast cars, and generally being a kick in the ass. I was raised in a quite witty family, I tend to draw humor out of most situations.

I am not looking for "Prince Charming" I want a "friend" someone to chill with and see what happens..... That being said...I have my needs, and I'm looking to have those needs..... filled.

I have.... Although.... Discovered a recent flaw in my master plan... I tend to fall into the " Toppong from the Bottom" category.... I fell for an Ass on one occasion and have been suffering with "Nice Guys" since..... Time to break a bad habit..... I need a mann who can feed me a nice glass of,  "Shut the Fuck up" all whilst wining and dining lil 'ol moi.

FYI, you should be:

Able to host

Single

Kids out of the house, if any at all

At LEAST 6' tall

Ht/Wgt proportionate

Under 38 or so :)

Living in central MA

Drug and Disease free

Willing to ride hard, go to bed wet!

Sound good?

My interests include: Just about any kind of live music. Being outdoors. I miss camping! Haven't been in years! Take me camping and **** me? Anything with a big loud engine, and chrome. Animals of any kind. Anything a little funny, a little sick, a little twisted, and/or a little morbid, all very good.

I tend to be quite outspoken yet love to be told what to do by my lover. I especially love it if you chastise me for getting excited when I get hot while performing the acts of which you have bidden. I listen to girly rock(Lucinda Williams, Bruce Springsteen) yet love NIN and Cradle of Filth. I Love most any kind of animal, except for elephants, they have googly eyes. I was raised in a very military involved family; I like to think some of their discipline has worn off on me.

I'm done, sorry for the diatribe. Hope I meet your qualifications....