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| If you hate star wars, it'll never work out between us.
if you believe in the literal existence of the abrahamic (or any other) gods, i am absolutely not interested.
if you don't do it in the butt, i'm not interested.
if you hate motorcycles - it'll never work out between us.
if you're just into flirting or seeing how many boys you can get to fawn over you - please move along.
I'm not into "dating" - long walks on the beach, in the rain, or anywhere else for that matter - you can save that lame shite for someone else - i'm not interested.
politeness goes a LONG way with me.... treat me well and i'll treat you even better.
if you're bisexual - i'm not interested.
if you have daddy issues, i'm not interested.
if you desire a sugar daddy, i'm not interested.
if you are a convicted felon, not interested.
if you are diagnosed bipolar disorder, any other mental illness, or are otherwise mentally infirm, i am absolutely not interested.
if you are unemployed/unemployable, i'm not interested.
if you're a tweaker or a junkie, i'm not interested.
if you're an abusive, volatile, sloppy, obnoxious alcoholic, i'm not interested.
if you live at home with either of your parents, i'm not interested.
if you have small children at home, i'm not interested.
if you are disabled, i am not interested.
if you are morbidly obese, i am not interested. if you're unable to ride pillion in comfort for long distances, you're going to have a bad time.
if you are married, i am not interested.
if you have neck tattoos, i am ~probably~ not interested.
i love comedy... you should too.
i love levity over gravity. i've no time for drama in my life.
my world is in balance and i've precisely zero problems.
i'm a very happy, pleasant, cheerful person - you should be too.
forget all the bullshit you think you know about "doms" - because most of what's out there is just retarded sex play, and silly betas who are only alpha with their female companions. if you crave the true nature of dominance/submission - and possess a desperate, imperative need to submit - and not just or only in the bedroom, then empty your cup and step forward.
i'm well educated, expertly trained, well travelled, very experienced and entirely unencumbered by any baggage at all, what so ever.
if you're hanging out here just ~enjoying~ the bdsm scene, to me, you're lame as fuck and beneath me. i'm not up for games and i won't be trifled with.
if you don't have time to commit to a relationship, i don't have time for you.
if you want to be treated better than you've ever been treated, and you understand equanimity, have a modicum of discipline and aren't just looking for a cheap thrill, contact me. be witty, be engaging - be fucking different.
note: i can be plied with promises of pizza.
do it.
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