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You might think I'm innocent,
You might think I'm sweet,
You want to corrupt me,
but this chick is no sheep,
I kneel cause I want to,
I know what to do,
So show me you want me,
Just give me a clue,
I am what I am,
So come take your share,
Come spit on my face,
Come pull on my hair,
You lead and I'll follow,
Show me where to go,
I'll follow your orders,
Cause I'm just a dumb ho.
I'm young, but don't let that fool you: I have more experience than some women twice my age. I don't know everything and haven't tried all that I want to do, but I think I've got a good starting point, a good base for you to teach me what you want from me. I have few limits (off the top of my head, I can say that I'm not interested in doing anything with animals or young children, and I'm definitely not interested in scat play), and I'm looking for something that will lead to real time eventually. I'm not interested in couples at the moment.
Despite my poem, I'm not stupid. If you're interested, send me a message, but if there's nothing in it that grips me, expect either a snarky reply or no reply at all. Saying hi is great, but if that's all you send me, why should I bother replying? Put a little effort into your messages, and you'll be rewarded. ;)
Of course, there're also probably going to be people who send me huge messages, too. I get distracted easily! If you send me a novel, I'm probably not going to read it. A paragraph or two would be great, especially if there's something in it that hooks me and gets me interested.
I'm a college student (English Lit major), and that is not going to change in the near future. I like my uni and don't plan on transferring to some bumfuck little town in order to be with someone who may or may not work out. If you're far away and we click, just be aware that I have a few years left before I'm going to be able to consider relocating.
A lot of people are surprised that I'm not a complete idiot, since the general consensus is that I look like an airheaded little twit. Surprise! Looks can be deceiving, and so can I. If you're looking for a quick lay or someone who doesn't have any defenses against your little mind games, someone who's easily twisted to your will, think again. My submission is a gift, and I can be every bit of the conniving, nasty bitch your mother warned you about if I have to be.
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Okay, submissive male or couple: you caught me. In my nefarious scheme to find what I'm looking for, I have set it so that your mail goes directly to my bulk folder. I admit it. I don't even read them. It makes me a terrible person, not spending my time on Collarme reading messages from people who have already not met the requirements for what I'm looking for. You're absolutely right: I should write you a personalized rejection letter so that your superior intellects can set to work tearing through the feeble reasons I've somehow cobbled together to not seriously consider you.
I'm terrified that, when you break down all my defenses with what I'm sure will be the most brilliant comments I've ever seen, I won't be able to control myself and will feel compelled to drop my panties, board a plane, fly to you and fuck your brains out for an apology. And I just can't afford to do that at the moment; I'm a college student, after all!
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| Age: 18 |
| Cincinatti,
Ohio |
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