I am a handsome, distinguished gentleman with a great sense of humor, sensitive to the needs of others, in perfect physical shape, faster than a speeding bullet, able to bend steel in my bare hands...

OK, so I really can't bend steel in my bare hands. The rest is all true. Well, except for the faster than a speeding bullet part, and maybe the sensitivity part, and, well, ok, maybe it all isn't true... I play tennis, sail, play the guitar -- though my guitar playing has been banned in six states and Guantanamo Bay -- and love to dance and sing (see guitar playing).

My interest is in finding a passionate, submissive woman with a good sense of humor, someone who respects herself and expects to be respected. I'm not into skinny, don't really understand what's so super about the supermodels. Most of all, I'm very, very creative, so I'm looking for someone who is a willing to try new things (all safe, sane, and sanitary, of course).

So, if you're a submissive woman, or even a switch, willing to put up with some bad jokes,
have an interest in a relationship but not 24/7, and are reasonably close to me in age (I'm not looking for arm candy), then let's talk (or write). If all goes well, if we establish a friendship, then we'll see where it goes...