I know, I know: Curiosity killed the cat. But there are worse things than death, like boredom.
I'm a nice girl. I come from a good family. I have a good head on my shoulders. I do the right thing as often as humanly possible. I wrote an entire bio all in lowercase letters, just because I knew I shouldn't. And I couldn't even get to the end before I went back and redid everything correctly. That, really, says everything you need to know about me. ;)
I'm bored. And I'm curious. So I'm here.
Because I don't want to waste anyone's time, I'll be upfront about some things I'm *not* looking for:
- meeting in person - doing a webcam
- sending you a picture of me - finding a boyfriend - helping that Nigeria prince out with his money problems - buying the Brooklyn Bridge
What I *am* looking for is...a guide. My ideal would be someone who shared my (weird) interest in hypnosis, perhaps a practitioner. Okay, definitely a practitioner. Someone who could, as mentioned above, guide me.
Where? Into my dark place.
There's a rock and roll chick buried deep inside me. She's fearless, confident, and doesn't take shit from anyone. I can be that person on Tumblr (where I spend waaay too much time) but I really cannot seem to be her in the real world.
I'm tired of boring. I want freedom.
I want to be the one that gets whispered about when she walks into the office.
I want to be the one that people fantasize about.
I want to be the me I know I am, inside.
I want to be made to be her.
1/13/2023 4:59:27 PM
I'm the worst: Buzzed and bored. I'll be online in an hour.
