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Based in Scunthorpe, living with my mum and dad. I am looking for places to stay over the week so I can pretend to family and friends that I am working. I apparently work for a large Indian company within the UK - but strangely enough, they have no record of me..... I must take this up with them! I will not tell you that I am living with mummy and daddy, instead I will pretend to own a very old property which I will tell you all the history about and also show you photos. I will pretend to own an estate agents which is actually owned by my uncle and I will also pretend to be a partner in a local nightclub - this is obviously a lie, although the actual real owner was really pleased to hear that I had sold his nighclub to a brewery for which my share was going to be £1.9 million. The owner was a little surprised to say the least, but im sure I can worm my way round him to give me the majority share of his business. With my proceeds from this nice mans club, I am going to buy myself a nice white Range Rover and a new Aston Martin - this will be an advantage if I meet someone with children, as I have a real problem stuffing them in the back of my red 2006 Hyundai Coupe registration Y77 JMH. I will obviously like to share my success and buy my victim a car aswell. I will also spend hours searching the internet for a new house in the area that my victim resides, she will obviously be invited to live with me. As my main business is in surveying I will tell you that I am a member of the RICS (business card to prove this fact) and will tell you all about the meetings I have attended with them. If you phone the RICS and check, they will never have heard of me. I obviously have spare time enough for another job and so I have decided to work undercover with the police within the horse racing industry (I have extensive experience in the industry) - I joined the police on the day I paid £70 for my badge off ebay and bought myself some police issue handcuffs. I like to try and make myself a little mysterious so I will tell you my mother is Spanish and I grew up there, in fact my Spanish passport is due for renewal - the truth obviously is totally different as my mother is a scunthorpe lass! I have a friend who owns a racing stables and has done rather well for himself, so when possible I will take you on my friends private jet to one of his properties or his boat in Monaco - well, to be honest, I will discuss it with your children and get them all excited about going on holiday and then let them down on the day they are due to go by telling them that my friends mother is ill after a heart attack. The plus point is that I kept my promise to buy you a pretty dress for the expensive restaurant we would be visiting in Monaco, which is why I gave you £15 to buy one from ASDA - I imagine it would fit very nicely amongst the designer dresses of the rich, but as I said, no one bothers to get dressed up in Monaco! But no worries about the holiday - as you will still get a nice holiday when I take you and your family to New Zealand as already discussed.



I am also apparently accomplished in kick boxing, I was ranked 3rd in the UK - although I think I might be a litte out of practice as my ex girlfriend Givemyall managed to deck me when she found out I was a lying scumbag. Maybe my kickboxing lapsed when I took up playing pool , which I was obviously an expert in and managed to win a large 36 inch trophy the first time I ever played (how good am I). I also managed to fit in, playing as a professional footballer.... although I can not find any reference to my achievements.



I'm not really a very nice person although I will pretend to be. I like to act swauve and sophisticated and also like to give the impression I am an accomplished lover, however my small appendage will let me down drastically and as I have lost my anatomy book, I will have no idea how to find your clitoris...... but wam bam is my motto so no worries. My name is James Hornsby, I suggest you steer clear of me.

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8/31/2012 8:51:55 AM

welcome to my page


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 Age: 28
 Canada