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Hello. I prefer coffee to textual intercourse, no matter how witty.
Long-standing sub, having just (twelve months) come out of an eleven year vanilla marriage. So, somewhat new to the scene in real life.
As you can imagine, I'd like to catch up on some bootlicking. I'm interested in play, chat, and friendship, not necessarily in that order (I'd dearly love a few friends, maybe even of the lady persuasion, to get me from out behind a keyboard once in a while). At the moment I am not seeking a serious relationship, long term, serious romantic attachment or the like; never say never, of course, and one can hardly plan for these things - but at this stage in my life I'd like to mess around a bit, have fun, and try and make sure no-one gets hurt.
And I am so **done** with vanilla relationships.
Pretty open-minded, somewhat service oriented, not into heavy pain, and would like to try new stuff and be challenged. I wouldn't call myself a switch, but I can definitely enjoy topping; just don't expect mad skillz or anything. I like bondage (enforced cuddling!). I tried chastity, but honestly I found it annoying. I'd rather just follow instructions from a partner that trusts me, to be honest. And I'm generally keen on pretty much anything we wouldn't discuss with our mothers. Or maybe you would. I know some of you are like that with your mothers. I'm not.
I'm self-employed and my current financial situation might best be described as 'parlous', so if the words reward, contribution, or tribute feature heavily in your vocabulary, I'm sorry, I can only disappoint you. Might just about stretch to buying you a coffee though. A cheap, small coffee, especially if it's from one of *those* places.
Other things you should know: I put two spaces after a full stop and use Oxford commas. DEAL WITH IT. Play music, mostly badly, two cats, dog (illustrated). Fav book: Middlemarch, and it should be your favourite too. Also this:
http://www.sadanduseless.com/2015/04/animals-licking-windows/
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Show me the way to
the company I wish for
of saints and drunkards
of madmen and angels.
And the quickest way out of
this synod of sane men,
luthers and cromwells
and next door strangers.
Hamish Henderson, Written at a Conference, c.1945
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105 findoms blocked so far. Not professionals; just findoms. |
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I had no idea how much more pleasant this site becomes when you block findoms on site. Much less busy but much more tolerable. |
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Hard limit: ridiculous spelling. I mean, I fatfinger things myself, and hate mobile keyboards too, but dammit people, lose and loose are different words and if you want someone "subservant", I can't even. I mean, if I'm going to trust you to tie me down and torture me, I don't think it's too much to ask that you demonstrate you have the intelligence of a ten year old child.
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| Age: 31 |
| London,
Canada |
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