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Day 1:
You know how paper cuts currently exist? That shouldn't be. They're like a mistake. They should change that.
How can something as harmless looking as paper be capable of causing that much pain? It appears as though that's why paper beats rock in that famous random object game also fondly known as "Paper, Rock, Scissors." The paper cuts the hand of the person holding the rock and then they get an infection.
Seriously, you think you may have crushed my skull, rock guy, but check back in with me three days from now.
Even though I don't owe you, I'll do you a favor and save you the trouble of going to a doctor and getting it checked out.
Diagnosis: Ass kicked. |
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