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I am not serious, that would totally ruin my reputation as a FLAKE!!! I look good, taste good, I'm fun to eat but I'm brittle and crumble under pressure. Don't even get me started on what happens when I get wet. I completely fall to pieces If you hit me. I have been used in many different ways by many different people. Just remember I'm a FLAKE and NOT REAL, and most certainly never in the least bit SERIOUS!!!
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Ok, so this is not your typical journal entry for a site like this, but what the hell. I need a few good bookworms who love science fiction and would be interested in a chance to win a Kindle Fire HD10. Send me a message if you would like to know more. |
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It appears that this last year has brought quite a lot of changes for this Cornflake. Turns out that I'm not so brittle after all, but the person I was living with didn't recognize that in time and tried to take advantage of my good nature and soft heart. He won't be making that mistake again. I am also no longer looking for a Master at all. I have discovered I am more of a switch than strictly sub/slave, and I am wanting to explore this new side of me more. |
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OK, just to clarify things since some of you think this is a strange profile, this profile was made just for fun, to make people laugh. It was not intended to be serious in any way, so please don't take it as such. It is my hope that you can see the humor in it without getting bent out of shape. If you can't, well, I have two words for you. Lighten up! |
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Well, the last move turned out very badly, so I'm with my Master now. |
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I am relocating to a new bowl today. The one I'm in now just isn't working out. Today I leave to move in with my sister flake, and I'll be there Friday morning. Once I get settled I'll be back. |
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WOW this is just special. The person from my previous entry just blocked me. Really, really sad that someone out there doesn't have enough of a sense of humor to see what this profile is all about. It's a way for me to make people laugh. To create a little bit of a bright spot in someone's day. From the 50 or so positive responses i'd say i'm doing a pretty good job. I didn't create this profile to get attention as that person accuses me of doing, but even if i was, at least i'm doing it in a positive way. |
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Another one that just doesn't get it. *shakes head sadly*
"You waste everyone's time, occupy valuable space on CollarMe server,
You REALLY have to be one sick person in need of the only attention this can bring you, because everyone hates you in real life.
STOP BEING SUCH AN ASS MAKING FAKE PROFILES!"
This isn't about me, it's about making people laugh. That's it, no ulterior motives. Judging from the quickly growing list of positive responses, many people have gotten a very good laugh, so this isn't wasted space at all. My job has been done, and I am content. |
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Why did I create this profile? If you're laughing you already know the answer. I have a very active, creative and goofy sense of humor. I see far too many profiles that bitch and complain about so many things, especially about all the "flakes" that I just couldn't resist the urge to turn it into something humorous. Besides, with times being so tough right now, I think we all have been finding it difficult to see the lighter side of life. So pull up a chair, grab a bowl and a carton of milk and let the laughter commence!!! |
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Might have a date with Milk later. We'll see how it goes. Last time we met it was such a ........chilling experience. He was so cold, and only used me to soak up his essence leaving me all wet. *sighs* such is the life of a submissive cornflake. |
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WOW. Somebody clearly has absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever.
"another fucking,,,internet,,,IDIOT,,,get a fucking job...or....SOMETHING...FUCK,,,GET A FUCKING LIFE...INSTEAD OF WASTING,,,,SPACE...FUCKING,,,ASSWIPE"
For everyone else that appreciates a good laugh, THANK YOU!!! I love making people laugh. If I don't respond to your messages it's only because I would be here for hours on end responding to everybody. Oh wait, FLAKES aren't supposed to have anything better to do than spend hours here right???
*rolls my eyes* |
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| Age: 22 |
| Conyers,
Georgia |
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