I am 64 years old. I look much less, following a six month intensive fitness regime involving daily gym work, cycling, swimming, and diet. I now have a lean, muscular, tanned physique that many men half my age would yearn to possess. I recently noticed an alluring enticing wonderful profile of a lady calling herself DianaTheHuntress. I matched all her criteria to a T. She wanted "intelligent," "gentlemanly," "educated," "musical," and she stipulated that no applicant should be less than 50.

I sent four detailed courteous messages to this woman. I received a one-line Dear John letter dismissing me as a possibility. This woman did not even have the courtesy to view my full profile or check on the 14 photographs I uploaded, most of them specifically for her benefit.

I really have no idea what sort of weird kick these women get out of their false profiles.

Anyone wants my email address or phone number?... You can have them. Personally.. I'm genuine!

for the benefit of any potential Mistresses of me, i would just like to say two quick things. first that i am here in Blackpool UK, and not in Canada as the site says....... and secondly that i am very unusual in that ANYTHING that pleases my Mistress also pleases me...... xxxx