I'm very easy to get along with, & I've been told that I have a very good sense of humor to go with that, as well. I'm kind, caring, polite, & I do believe in chivalry. I respect women, & women's feelings, & I take that very seriously, as well. I love to joke around, & love to make others laugh. My sense of humor is best described as whimsical, & I'm into Satire. I've reached many, many people through humor, & it's who I am, & what I'm about, on a lot of occasions. you need to be able to handle that hon, OK? It's an important part of life for me to be able to feel like I'm able to joke & screw around without the fear of bei'n stomped-on, or misinterpreted all the time, like a drag. I'm not look'n for anyone miserable.

  **Profession** On 06/07/04, I'm getting into the new field of Web Design. I'm an aviation artist, but are getting into a new line of work for myself, so I'm going to need someone who's going to offer me the support that I will need from a caring partner, to help me pass the course, as well as other goals that I'd like to be supported in by you, in our new relationship.

  **Cleanliness** hon please ... be clean. I hate a lack of cleanliness from a women I'm trying to date. It's nasty, & a major turnoff. Have respect enough for yerself, to the point that you don't smell, or you'll find yerself alone. It's a very basic skill, anybody understands the concept of picking up a bar of soap, & rub'n it on ya'self. Use an antibacterial soap; that works better than a plain soap. Moisturizing soaps don't get rid of odors ... Antibacterial soaps do, OK? Don't gross me out, please. There's no excuse to stink, like yer raise in a barn full'a dirty horses.

  **Male friends** I'm by no means a jealous man, but ... I respectfully request that you do not brag to me about every single male friend that you have, or call me up juss to tell me that you're going on a dinner date with that prospective male friend. It's obnoxious, a major turnoff, & it's also not too sensitive towards me in that I don't need to be reminded all the time that my lady's involved with so many other guys. There's a fancy term for it which I rightfully characterize as: 'Psychological warfare.' There's no need to tell me that, under the guise of "being honest." There's 'honest,' & then there's 'too honest,' OK? Just as you want me to respect your feelings & cater to what you want me to do, you will deal with me, with the same respect, or you & I have nothing to talk about. It's really that simple. I'm not just settling for anybody.

  **I LOVE bare female feet.** It's a major turn-on for me, & I'm hoping that ya don't mind that. Also, I'm into mutual masturbation, as well. It's safe, & you can't catch anything deadly from it, like HIV/AIDS.

  **You must be D&D free.** That's the way it is, hon. No exceptions, OK? Prescription drugs are fine if you take them, but nothing illicit, & NO deadly communicable diseases, like AIDS, or HIV. I'm too afraid to contract those.

  **Location** I appreciate your contacting me, to get to know me better. With that said, you'll either be from the area of NJ, PA, NY-NYC, CT, or Delaware. I'm sorry, but anywhere else, is simply unrealistic, & too far away. If yer from Russia, Katmandu, CA, China, New Zealand, It's all the same thing. TOO FAR. B 4 REAL. Any1 who emails me from another country gets ignored & blocked, & I'm not kidding. Also, 1 thing on this note ... If you ever would like a shot at a relationship with me, you will not be here in this country on a VISA. You will be here as a permanent citizen of the United States. Be honest with me hon, OK? you have to be sincere with me on that issue alone. I have a right to know. you'd expect the same thing from me, so remember that, OK?

  **Emotional Stability** We all have problems, & issues. Also referred to as "baggage." I am the type of man who will be by your side through thick & thin. BUT ... on our 1st date constantly get'n into yer 'X,' ... yack'n bout' what you're 'not gonna do for me,' & then slip'n into a wacky crying fit ... hon? -- Be stable. I sum it up in those 2 words, OK? -- BE STABLE. If you feel that yer unable to handle the loads of a relationship, then get help for yourself first, then contact me, OK? I'm not look'n for what I described, I'm not look'n for 'male haters.' Been there, done that. Be stable. I'm very easy to talk to, & I'll be there for you through thick & thin, but ... If yer on the verge'a ax'n to death a whole family, or ... just a guy for some twisted reason, GET HELP. I don't wanna find out that yer stark rave'n mad, after you invite me over to yer house in the middle's nowhere, 30 miles away from my apt. Don't ever put me in that situation. Then after yer therapy, contact me, by all means. We all need help at times (to varying degrees of course) & we all need people to talk to at times. Even you, are just as human. It's all right to seek help, if we need it.

  **Contact** I'd like to thank you much, for taking out your valuable time in reading this lengthy ad of mine. Lol I greatly appreciate your time, & I look forward to hearing back from you, at your earliest convenience. To that end, I may not be able to contact you through this site, so please don't forget to leave your contact data, in an email to me, OK? Thank you once again, for your time. Be well, & BE SAFE! There's a lot of insincerity on a lot of these sites. I want you to be safe, sweetie.