What ever happened to a bit of mystery?I don't know about other women, but I don't want to see the inside of another womans vagina ( I have my own and I can see it anytime I want) or you banging some hapless sidekick for the world to see. We are sexually cerebral, we like to be seduced from the mind downwards. The only time we want to see your penis is if we like you. We don't want to see the  random penises of random men raging pixel assault on  us while we check our emails.

I just browsed pictures. I wish I hadn't.

The rules state you can not include criticism of other users on your journal. Looking around, I have seen nothing but.

Considering who and what this site attracts in the majority and the consistent inability shown to forcibly eject the more obviously unscrupulous users, is it really any wonder people are bitter and twisted and writing accordingly?

If the wanker element cannot be controlled then a hate fest is largely inevitable!

 A Candid look at the Collar Me Chatrooms

I just tried my hand at the chat room thing just to see how much of a train wreck it could be, I was not to be disappointed. Talk about predictable. Of course I got kicked off, no surprises there but not before I got a nice little glimpse into the souless void that is  Collarme chatrooms. It truly is the Wal mart clearance rack of people. To be frank it was a tinge depressing, because these are my fellow kinksters and they are so dreadful  its hard to know where to begin.

It was full of just about what you would expect. Unattractive middle aged people wearing things they shouldn't be, single mothers, fat people,  the unemployed,pseudo instant submission, explicit tales of D/s sex real or imagined,simpering passive role playing subbies, online ownership, ridiculous generic protocols, foul mouthed Dommes with inferiority complexes and some of the  most  incredibly dim people ever to accidentally cross my path, so dim in fact that irony or humor anymore advanced than slipping on a banana skin  offends them.

Its quite the little hotbed of social hierarchy though, rather like high school. Lots of revered popular people whos only qualification is not being quite as unattractive as the others and perhaps they might have even finished high school and can nearly string a sentence together. Sometimes its because they are brilliant actresses and have being the perfect online sub/slave thing down to a fine art and all the dominants clamor for the fantasy he or she presents for them. Lots of "Sirs" and "as you please" and " I am fine tonight Sir and how is your superior self  tonight?" " can I rim you tonight Sir and will you be taking tea with that ?? 

Then there is a very irritating phenomenon of the subs or slaves who in the absence of being able to offer anything of substance to the room and likewise may not be getting the attention they desire, resort to an odd female   child like action narrative........"snuggles up to Sir and places my head on his knee, sighs and pouts""  smiles gently while stroking his hair"" softly rocks while picking my nose" " cocks head to one side , arranges flowers and pets puppy"  It is singularly the most contrived, attention seeking,  annoying , simpering, pseudo submissive behavior I have seen in a decade! Just speak normally, you dont have to be a kitten petting, apron wearing, whimsical fool to be a viable submissive. They make me ashamed to share the same proclivity! 

If all that was not distasteful enough, they have a mob mentality with certain characters leading the way. They bully endlessly and the others stay silent or jump on the band wagon in fear of losing their "place" in this strange and disturbing cyber reality they have created for themselves. They chastise, pontificate, judge and issue orders, they even kick people off and ban. Now of course you may say it doesn't matter and it doesn't to those with full lives but to some of these poor souls it really does matter and thats the rub, the people who subscribe to this who are vulnerable, impressionable and fragile as many of these chat room folks are, leave themselves at the mercy of all the above and that is the problem.

Of course it was possible for a few fleeting moments to have normal conversation but even they don't have the strength of character to call it as they see it and those who do masquerade as normal and frequent said chat rooms have still been indoctrinated and consequently will sit by, say nothing or join in when faced with the mob just to retain their status. There really is a pathos to it.

Regardless, an interesting glimpse if not a little horrifying and of course not somewhere I will be going again but at least I confirmed what I had long suspected. The chat rooms are an even bigger train wreck than the rest of this site!

Why do so many put  " are there any real people on here?" " No fakes need  apply" on their profiles,  isn't it a bit pointless or do the fakes actually contact you with..............

" Hi Sir/Lord and Master,

I am a Nigerian man who is hoping you will send me money , I am not really a female slave at all, but please pretend that's not true while I pretend to be a 20 year old, big breasted, beautiful, model like/porn star slave who will do anything you ask, especially licking other women while you watch and I have no objection to anyone being 30 years older than me, wobbly and illiterate.

I look forward to taking your money  while making an arse out of you.

Sincerely,

Scam artist"

I wonder, do you think they will be on their usual mission of duping the stupid and suddenly spot your request to only deal with "real People"  and consequently have a  sudden Epiphany, realizing  you don't  actually  want fake people  and so  pass you by, moving on to all the people who  do want fakers and scam artists.

Here is the rub, if you don't have a string of gorgeous model like 20 year old ex- girlfriends and you are not a millionaire, then the actual likelihood of you having made a completely incongruous  sudden score with one is very low and she is  far more likely to not be who she says she is. The only reason you get involved with fakes, is that your egos get in the way of plain old commonsense...........or is it hopefulness or desperation. Either/or is  not good.

I wonder where everyone gets their frontal lobotomy done on this site ? Could I get one done on my insurance  do you think?

If you eat less you will lose weight.? I know no one has ever thought of this so you write it down and I will alert the media. I am still researching this subject so stay tuned for more weight loss revelations.

I made an exciting discovery today in bed. Sometimes I sleep on the left and sometimes I sleep on the right, but last night I slept in the middle. That is something I have never done before but I like to live each day like its my last. Thats just me.

I just looked out of the window. I didnt see any people but I did see some cars and a taco restaurant. I might look out of the window again later, havent decided. I was going to scrape my corns with a cheese grater but I am anxious because if I leave it too long  it will be  dark and I wont beable to see anything out of the window at all. Maybe I could scrape my corns and look out of the window at the same time. I will take some measurements and see if this is possible.

I decided to sit in the recliner chair anyway, afterall you only live once. It was very pleasant.

Earlier I clipped my toenails but more recently I went to the fridge and got out a small tomato. I ate it with a sprinkling of salt. I like tomatoes, especially the  round red ones. I am thinking about sitting in the recliner chair but I think I might have had enough excitement for one day.