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I am making a change to my profile. Due to the INCREDIBLY HIGH number of messages I receive EVERY DAY, I am just going to put this out there:
- If you do not include clear pictures of at least your face (no sunglasses or hats) with your first or second or third email, I will cease speaking with you. I realize you may have your reasons for wanting privacy but I don't have time to coddle you along till you are not afraid anymore.
- If you have an empty profile, I will not be responding to your message. I put words in mine so you can learn about me -- please do the same.
- If you are crude or vulgar I will not respond to your message. Yes, I love to suck cock but I am more than that. You be, too.
- If you're not clean-cut then I'm simply not interested.
- If you smoke then I'm simply not interested.
This is my second profile. I had another one with a similar spelling and the mail stopped working entirely so here I am again.
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I am single and have been for one year. I am just now getting ready to get out into the world of maybe dating and making a go at a relationship again. HOWEVER, that does not mean I am ready to dive right in. In the meanwhile I love sucking cock, so long as you are NOT shaved.
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If you are shaved, don't contact me till it has grown back in. If you are pierced, don't contact me at all - grosses me out.
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I live alone and I have a job. I believe I'm submissive and I believe I was born this way. Most of the time I am a good girl so please pardon me if you catch me on a bad day. (It just means I am frustrated.)
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Thanks for reading my profile. May you find what you seek!
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--c.
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Okay, I just received THE funniest email EVER. Here it is, in it's,entirety: I am sure you are a very nice person, and have solid reasoning behind the vitriolic comments you proffer on your profile. However, do you honestly believe these comments will make you more attractive to the elite dominants that are on collarme.com? Maybe if you had a more positive outlook and defined your needs clearly, but without the anger, you would attract a better class of responses. Sir [The really funny part is this "elite dominant" doesn't even haaaaaave a profile!! Hilaaaaaaarious!!] |
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The men on this site fall into one of three categories:
? Not Dominant. Period.
? Dominant, but taken.
? Dominant, but want to get with every woman within a nine-hour drive.
Sad place, this c/m. |
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Moron after moron writes me on this site with such profundities as "It has been a long time since I've had a great blowjob." Gee, ya don't say! You mean there aren't lines of women all begging to drop to their knees and move your fifty pounds of belly blubber out of the way and put your half-hard, and not-gonna-get-any-harder, either, cock into their mouths? Gosh, who'd have thought that!? Not to mention your charm, wit, and giving nature is of such allure that I'd think a man like you would have oodles of women just dreaming of putting your little peener into their mouths! My goodness, the morons on here! So if you write me with such idiotic crap as "U can suck me" or "It had been a long time since I've had a great blowjob," I'll simply think you a fool and hit the delete button. Bye now. |
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Innnnn...sommmm...neeee...uhhh. |
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it simply amazes me how many men on here are terrified to give out their numbers, and those that WILL give out their numbers, who won't accept a blocked call. hey, geniuses, in the beginning, it is your JOB as a Dominant to make SURE we girls are safe. that includes us being allowed to meet in public the first time if we so choose, and it includes us being allowed to block our numbers for the first phone call or two if we so choose, ya friggin' geniuses! |
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::::::::::sigh:::::::::::::::::
This place.
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It's so cute how men that are clearly too young to be of interest to me write anyway, in the hopes of getting some action. When I politely turn them down, I'm invariably attacked with such idiotic ramblings as
- Age is just a number
- Oh, you're an age-ist
- If you are too immature to realize that D/s is more than the people's ages then you are not real
- I like older women.
Now, all I can say is you young guys that are so eager to get your dicks in some warm wet area, well, I just pity you that you'd embarrass yourselves so much as to not politely move on when politely told I am not interested. Further, just because you like older women does not mean I like younger men. And lastly, age is not just a number - if that were true you would be equally happy with a four-year-old as a 40-year-old as a 94-year-old.
Anyway, if I politely turn you down because you are incredibly young, then please take it politely and move on. Don't try to change my mind - it just makes you look like a crybaby and no submissive woman is going to be attracted to a whiny little crybaby.
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I'm so much more than my love for serving you orally.
I may have made a mistake choosing this user name. |
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I think I want to move. If you love your city, please write me and tell me a bit about why you love where you live.
I'm ready for a big change.
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| Age: 32 |
| Cedar rapids,
Iowa |
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