Curiouser and curiouser...

I've just landed in NW Austin.

Yes Ma'am, I know the ropes, the bells, buzzers, whistles, rayguns, rocket launching pads.

All the various ways to make you scream and giggle into the night.

Greetings!

I am a thrill seeking kink friendly sensualist and adventurist.
Mostly hell bent on piercing the veil...with a whimsical spiritual cherry kinda thing on top.
I prefer mild edgey kink, fetish vortex jumping, and primarily playing with phoenix's.

Fear is a LIAR! Welcome to the deep end deary.

I prefer life to be filled with a slightly twisted hilarity. Mixed with an eagerness and a frisky curious passion for the "unfolding" of it all. I'm pretty much "good to go" from there.
Mother always said..."only boring people get bored".

D/s isn't really my forte though...however, I am a sucker for a cute budding domme who is learning how to break the sound barrier. My soul is your canvas...ya lil' f*ckers you.

I'm a gentleman first, as well as a friend. I'll prefer a classy, educated lady who has an extraordinary spirit and a individual willingness to walk out on a limb and grab the "fruit".
I speak freely and transparently and mostly from the heart. I'll do my utmost to champion and indulge in the conception of the unfettered loving human relationship. One that is sanctified in trust, laughter, wealth and synchronicity. Within the boundaries of an untrammeled emotional/physical affectionate bond that resides high above the clouds, yup that's where I belong...genuine and honest friendship. These are my ideals for you quick starters.

On the sillier b-side...I am a card-carrying ordained subGenius on official church business. A High Priest of Unpredictability-slash-Sex Doktor. Inside my medical briefcase contains both-wonderful freedom and supreme and luxurious containment. Maybe a lolly pop or two.


Your wondering by now, I imagine...if I am alien, off my "tit" or just another false prophet.

I'll skip to go and suggest that upon proper corporal interrogation (say, in your favorite underground facility) you would have to beat it out of me to learn that I am merely a M.I.B. "7th Sense" Super Renegade Citizen of the U.F.O. Texas Death Cult. Otherwise known as the Church of the subGenius. My M.O. is to secure and abduct (or be abducted by) a supreme intergalactic Sex Goddess and return to Planet X before the world ends. Headquarters suggest they'll be arriving in flying pleasure saucers.

My best! B

"Where you come from, is gone. Where you thought you were goin to, weren't never there. And where you are, ain't no good...'less you can get away from it". AJ