| The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.- Edmund Burke|
A vida bela.
Frida and Diego, one of my favorite love stories. Its lovely and messy and beautiful.
I know my worth. Ill know it if you dont.
I smell like Lysol wipes. If thats your thing, then shoot me a message. If its not, go away. Far away. By at least 6 feet. Lets make is 20 feet. Shoot, lets just keep it virtual for the next 24-48 months or so. I social distance as a norm germs. No, Im not going to meet you for a drive by. A drive by what? Hello? Yeah, no. Im not that gal.
I only suffer for men I find very VERY interesting and interested in my kind of romance.
No, Im not going to hook up with you just because I have ovaries and youve got an hour. Id rather masturbate to fantasies that would likely make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. No, Im not telling you what those are...Im too busy masturbating....to a better fantasy than a hotel room can provide.
Please note I am not Burger King. Unless youve got that crown, you cant have it your way. Its clear that very few understand what Im saying there. Im the bun and youre the meat. wont get me to bend for you, but it did make me chuckle.
Life is too short not to laugh often.
Having compassion for humanity is so attractive.
Im not going to dig it if you want a relationship in the first conversation. Or the second. Fast forward...I think we should just be friends.
Kindness is imperative. So is sticking up for the little guy.
I like being treated well. Really well. I enjoy affection. Dont think you need to be all sadistic and overly dominate with me. Be you. There is a time and a place. I know my place, you know your time.
Complete sentences are a turn on. School House Rock, people.
HRU is not....NOT a complete sentence.
Yep, Ive got a LOT of metal in my cunt. Yes, you can hear me when I walk. No, I dont know how they feel on a cock, I dont have a cock. I often hear Id put padlocks on them. So, to be clear no, you wont. Youre not going to weld them together. Jesus, man...take a shop class. And dont touch me. You want to lace them together so I cant get to my clit, do you?..well, got news for you...Im going to get to it like a Navy Seal finds its target....and Im going to execute that mission. Its for world peace, after all.
I will never enjoy a man going down on me. Nope, the answer is still no. Its super submissive to me. Nope, still no.
And still no.
Answer is still no. Give it a week, I might change my mind.
Lie, I wont.
Though Im always happy to say hi, Im not open to relationships outside of dominant male led, power exchange dynamics. I dont play with random people. I dont. Not today, not tomorrow. Not going to happen. Not even if you wink at me in an email. For real. Id like to find someone to share life with in our perspective roles, as it were. If that happens, cool. If not, cool. Switches are cool, just not my thing. I am firm about that...find your thing and live a full life. Im really firm about that...like...I am not kidding....no switches....not my thing...thanks but no thanks. If you identify as a dominant but have pics of your cock in a cage...yay you, but you are not for me. I. DO. NOT. SWITCH. EVER. Not in the park, not on an arc. Not on a train, not in the rain. I do not itch to switch. Keep pressing me about it and I might become a...
Just to be clear, because all of what is written above gets skimmed over I dont switch. Ever. I dont want to meet you for an hour. Nope.
Anyone below my age isnt going to work for me.
Vanilla stuff...Ive got it. You should too. Im low key.
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