Collarspace

Hopefully this profile and the words it contains has the ability to catch a special someones interest...even if that someone starts off as a complete stranger...

Recently updated my profile so bare with me while I wait in purgatory for it to be approved.

Wait, wait, wait. I know what this is...

This is the part of the profile where I basically have to brag about how cool I am without sounding like i am conceited or an arrogant jerk?, as if it is not already obvious...but I am game...besides, if you do actually think I am cooler after reading this than it is only a benefit to the both of us, mostly yourself.

However,I must be 100 truthful. I am not a jerk (all the time) and I am totally cool. More so a huge smart-ass at times, ok well all the time, even in my dreams... but I assure you that it is only in good fun. Unless you hate smiling or laughing, than that could be a remedy for a disaster.

To be honest I am also one of those rare polite people from the publicoverall initial impression of myself. (I save those rude and degradingfun actions for the bedroom). Especially when I message someone first, I completely assure you that the email you receive will be free from penis pics, degrading comments, lame ass fantasies, one liners that a prostitute would not even laugh at if she was paid to do so, or incomplete messages full of typos and spelling errors. (and yes made up words fall into that category)

If you do so I might just reward you with more pictures of myself...I know right? Talk about a lame ass prize but what can you do...

In closing, I am not hard to find...Just open your eyes and actually use them...I am sorry but this profile is not available in braille....