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| Dear Inhabitants of collarme.
Mecarkeys..
No that is only a JOKE. A little diddy of the mind...hoo hoo, hee.
Anyhoo, I am a polite, sophisticated, transgendered Dominant, Shemale.
I have many akin that live in my palace hidden within the mountains of the western providence of Virginia. My original tongue is barbadyoan! Yet, it is English that I love. Mecarkeys.
Is our safe word, for when the passion is heavy and therefore hot, as heavy people are hot.
We are, looking for....members to pleasure our members. Smoking is only prohibited away from the bedroom, and in my palace, every bedroom is my bedroom. Therefore you must walk 6 miles down the hill to the countryside to smoke. There is a well for water but you may not use it. Only pure Beaverhousin's may use said well, to get well after a hard...cocks..thrust.
My cock.
Mmmm..mecarkeys. We like to play but not too hard because we might have a heart attack. It happened once...to me...
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