LOCAL ONLY. NOT INTERESTED IN LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS



just your typical masochistic submissive with slave tendencies.



in my younger days, you may have run across me at any of the public dungeons in central or southern florida, two or three parties in one night, having my ass flayed to pieces and loving every second of it.



nowadays i am more apt to be found sitting in my recliner on a saturday night, cats on my lap, crocheting afghans and counting dustballs.



yup, ill be that woman you read about with 28 cats whose body was found two weeks after she died, mostly gnawed past recognition by her feline friends. but ill die with a smile on my face with years of happy memories being a bottom, a sub, and on rare occasions that i will always treasure, a slave.



today,intelligence is more important to me than the size of your cock. heres an idea. instead of sending me a cock pic, how about an MRI scan of your cerebral cortex? yes, its true, the brain really is the most important sex organ! imagine that.



VERY short attention - so youd better make it good -) the hi hru emails are not going to impress me. otherwise........um....er.....im sorry, what was i saying? damn that short attention !



no long distance - i need the physical presence of a significant other. i do hot skype chats all day for my job and that just doesnt cut it in my personal life.



no drama - everyone comes with baggage but if youre driving up with a U-haul filled with it, no thanks. i live a VERY stress-free life and dont allow that into my life.



no games - if you cannot be honest, we wont work out. period. its just that simple. i dont mean honesty when it feels good or when its easy. i mean brutal, oh shit this is gonna be a long night discussing this but we MUST get this done to work it out and i dread coming clean about this because of the repercussions but im a man, dammit, and im gonna do the right thing here, come what may, kind of honesty. thats NOT easy, that takes trust, commitment, integrity, communication skills and self-awareness. and WORK!



vanilla is not an option. ive been wired up as a submissive masochist for as long as i can remember, as early as five years old. if you dont have a toybag, or your toybag consists only of very vanilla things like dildos and vibrators, we dont have much in common. read the side bar to see my likes and dislikes. and for goodness sake when you email me, please have your own profile filled out, along with your vanilla and bdsm likes and dislikes column flying your freak flag proudly.

i am happiest when serving a Master. if i were ever to serve anyone again, it would have to be a dominant man, a true alpha male, who has his own life together before he even thinks of dominating someone elses life. otherwise, i am very content to remain single. as the impetuousness of instant gratification has been fulfilled for over three decades, i now find that i am very picky and will not settle. i prefer to be with black men, from 30 to 60 years of age.



some quotes ive made up over the years



coloring outside the fine line of pleasure and pain



embracing my inner sluthood since 1980



healing the world one orgasm at a time



man thinks about sex once every six seconds...what the heck takes him so long? 



so, in inclusion of this thesis, Master Right will need to be open minded, nonjudgmental, a man not prone to jealousy. in return, i offer the same, in addition to loyalty, honesty, and the willingness to do my utmost to learn what you want, and give it to you, just as you wish it, whenever you want it.



while i know this all sounds very bossy, believe me, i am extremely submissive., with slave tendencies. i just know from much life experience (perhaps TOO much life experience) what works best for me. why waste your time, or mine, with games and non-disclosure in the hopes of snaring a man who probably isnt right for me anyway? life is too short for that. we both have much better things to do.