• NO 23 YEAR OLDS.  22 YEAR OLDS AND BELOW, 24 YEAR OLDS AND ABOVE ONLY, PLEASE.
• Submissive, physically very fit, pretty well-educated. Considered good-looking by, um, lots of people and not just my Mum. Got enough of a sense of humour to get published for it on occasion. Doh! What else can I say? Hopeless at this sort of thing. Can touch my nose with my tongue . . .er . . .

Seeking a Lady (not entirely sure that's the right word) with her own spark. She'd be dominant in the way she wants to be dominant, whatever her conception of that word. She needn't dress this or that way if she doesn't want to, needn't be cold, severe or aggressive unless she wants to be - she just needs to enjoy being dominant, when and how she wants to be dominant. Her enjoying having a dominant streak - or even more than a mere "streak" - is is the main thing for me. Yes, I know this sounds sappy and soppy - but it's true.

She'd be attractive and she'd be no dimwit. I need to be able to hold conversations with her.  If she's also outgoing and active, so much the better.  And she'd be single. There might be much that's odd about me, but I'm still a one-at-a-time kind of guy. What else would she be? Someone I can talk to, has thoughts and emotions like all real people. Someone with whom I could one day imagine holding hands in some little restaurant next to a beach in Greece.

Ok, before you start to retch: what else? She'd have a sense of humour. She doesn't need to make me laugh, but I've got to be able to make her laugh (my ego starts to wither and die, otherwise!). She might have to put up with some piano-playing and the fact that I like to go hiking and climbing (too much to ask that a female partner will ever want to do that, I suppose. I've met more female firefighters and boxers than climbers. Ah well . . .). And the fact that I can never find small but essential items around the house - on account of I'm a bloke, you see.

But also because I'm a bloke, I'm brilliant at DIY.  I can even do electrics and plumbing.  AND I own a boiler suit.  Phwoargh, eh? :-)

More details and/photos, if you want them, by email. I'll even send you a scan of an article I wrote recently for a national newspaper, if you ask nicely (or coldly, severely, aggressively, etc, etc!).


peon

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UPDATED: - this puts it better:

Everything starts from psychological submission for me.  Without that feeling, nothing that's done feels like more than "going through the motions".  With it, almost everything can be a turn-on - from the mildest order to the unmentionable.   

Likewise, if I know a Domme feels like a Domme to herself (at least some of the time), I'm happy. 

If you really, truly, want to know what I fantasise about, go to Ferns's Domme blog at http://www.domme-chronicles.com/

Read any story you like and that'll be me in it.  Well, I can wish.   
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If anyone's read the above - would you mind messaging me an answer to the following question? Do I still come across as a complete sap (transl.: 'soft git' for UK readers)? 

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I like to make myself and others laugh.  Where I make humorous comments, these should not necessarily be taken to imply dislike, disdain, aggressive feelings of any kind(including "passive aggression", howsoever defined), latent psychopathy, sexual attraction, a willingness to submit and be a slave for life, or an offer of marriage.  Any one of those could be involved, but probably isn't.
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Sorry, but I'll need either to know you, or to have seen that you've read this profile, in order for me to reply to you.  I also won't add you as a 'friend' unless you are a friend.