I was recently told in a very kind, tactful way that my profile basically lacks any sort of creativity.  I took this observation to heart and set out to rectify the situation.  As I began this time of self-reflection; describing me to myself, I came to the realization that it's entirely possible I might have some sort of mood induced, multi-personality disorder.  I am basically a living, breathing contradiction.  My entire self is made up of conflicting opposites.  Wait..does that even make sense, or is that like a double negative?