8/17/2017 6:54:24 PM: Time to rehash this one, have a lot of new requirements: Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration 1) Cannot claim to like science fiction and have absolutely no clue as to the original 'Day the earth stood still' or 'Forbidden planet.'2) Anyone that fails to see the problems with the 'Ghost in the Shell' movie (hint, pulling plot lines from two animated feature length movies and both seasons of SAC)3) If she cannot understand that the epitome of US auto technology was the original Chrysler Hemi engine, or any of the MOPAR muscle cars from 1969.....4) There are no other vehicles but MOPAR... 5) Coffee is necessary for human existence (okay, my drinking coffee is necessary for the continuation of the rest of humanity existing.)6) If given a choice between a blowjob or coffee first thing in the morning, well see item five.7) Just because I live in the country, went to a country school, do not assume I have no clue as to Shakespeare or anything written in a form other than a comic book.8) Unless I state, I think I may need to see a doctor, do not suggest I see a doctor, I do not care if I am bleeding profusely, I am the absolute worst patient and the local health professionals are quite aware of this fact, they know I only show up if I am quite certain I am discussing terms with the grim reaper himself.9) A vacation is sans technology. NO phones, computers, tablets etc. If I can get signal on my cell phone, I am too close to civilization.10) Books are in the form of the written word on a substance either made with plant or wood fibers.... Not a goddamn electronic device.The above does not in any way replace or minimize the following:From 20131) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.) 2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus) 3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android. 4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons. 5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings) 6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.   In other words, you do not watch 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead. 8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am. 9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc. 10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.

11/28/2016 6:11:33 PM: You know, it is easy as hell to spot fakes and scammers on this site.First, half the time they have the city in the wrong state.Second, you can drag pictures to google images and find out if it came from another website (you would be surprised how many porn stars and models are looking for masters on this site when you do this)Third, when 9 profiles of subs/slaves looking for masters are listed for a small town of 8000 people in Tennessee (all with the exact same wording.)

7/31/2016 1:50:01 PM: For those who have never worked with or have no understanding of the natural word, the term habit can apply to both a voluntary or involuntary response to either external or internal stimuli.Animals develop habits dependent on their environment, which may be human caused or simply by the nature of the animal.By the same respect, habits are either by conscious design or by subconscious design. 

5/31/2016 5:36:49 AM: I love sub/slave profiles where they are looking for 'sane,' 'normal,' etc.I have been on just about every continent on this planet and have seen what 'sane' and 'normal' people do to each other for some of the dumbest reasons.Not to say I have seen 'sane' and 'normal' people do some good things.However, considering a 'sane' and 'normal' person seems to be stuck on being socially acceptable, which does not seem to include having fun or being silly (look, at 55 years old, i have found the occasional bout of silly, nuts, and plain goofy activity a welcome diversion from the norm) I do not see the advantages of being sane and normal.Of course, I have long philosophical discussions daily with Kera (75 pound wolf hybrid) which include discussions on various topics including the benefits of bacon, the appeal of talking to owls, and why it is better to sit on the arm (or back) of the couch, there is no way I fit into 'normal.'As far as sane, let me ask you this:Would a sane person jump out of perfectly good aircraft, and lament for long hours about not being able to do so anymore?

5/22/2016 6:37:16 PM: Hey, did you women know that all a person has to do is drag an image to google images, and a few other image sites on the net and you will find out that 99.99% of the pictures you fakes and scammers are using and claiming to be you are of professional models?Then there are six profiles from the same damn town that all are identical with different names and the same fucking profile statement.Of course, there are the stupid people that put the wrong damn town in the wrong damn state, or have two states listed like city and state of origin?Out of the first six pages of a search, I have discovered that all but 10 are fakes using stolen photos, completely fucked up locations, and the profiles read like English was their fifth fucking language.  And, to top it off, the same damn photo is on multiple profiles.