[EDIT 2017: This is outdated. Send me your mail addy, or look me up on FL with the same nick, if you want to stay in touch. May check here periodically, but probably not. Came for the avatar. Cheers.]

Dominant sadist in open long term relationship, looking for fresh victims... err... I mean... oops.

Let's try that again.

Pleasant, boring guy with no sense of humor seeks... umm... no.

One more time.

Hey there. You could skip to the next profile on here. But you would be missing out.

I would like to own you. For a day, or for a lifetime. I think you'd like it.

Ah, screw it... you're still reading, aren't you?

Then let's talk.