I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things. Won't be long now before they tear us to shreds.

 ~*~ Owned by DetroitIrish, and extremely happy!!! ~*~  And here's your warning, HE READS AND RESPONDS TO MY MESSAGES HERE.. With that said, don't be surprised if HE responds to you if you're rude, overbearing, or just plainly can't READ, be prepared for some not-so-pleasant banter... Ok, so... Moving on.... 

(Profile subject to random updates, scrawling, general rants, and often very confusing. Don't panic. You've got your towel, right? No matter. I've brought a spare.)

I could talk myself up, stroke my ego, and boast about my marrows too... But that doesn't mean you're going to be any less disgusted with me for doing so. In that case, just get to know me. I'm not that scary. . . Most of the time, though the people in my neighborhood seem to be kind of weirded out by me for crawling under my car and punching the front bumper back out after that jackassalope hit my car while it was parked >_>  I was angry, and needed to get somewhere! 

*cough* Anyyyhow... My Yearly Update 2012, right.. Uhm. HAI! I'm alive.. Been seeing someone that I admire quite a lot, and my life is one big giant cluster-fuck :D  Yea, that's about it. 

I find myself right in the center of one big shit-storm, without any toilet paper >_< Someone, today, decided that smashing up my parked car would be a great idea, and then to not leave a note. Seriously? Ok, so now the tally is, NO HOT WATER, NO CAR, NO JOB, and NO more Ms Nice Girl....  ( Got a toilet, hot water and.... (wait for itttttt) A JOB!!! YAY! .. There's your update, now schoo! Ms Nice Girl is optional, with promotion code "gofkurself". )

 NOW... I'm waiting for the landlord to fix the bloody heat!!! Ugh, fml. (12/2011)

Please stop sending me emails about how you would treat me if I were to be yours, I'm not. If you want me to be, I suggest getting to know me. =/ 

REMEMBER FOLKS: The most you'll learn about someone here is in the JOURNAL portion of their profile!!!

To assume is to make an ass out of u:  not me.

I'm pretty particular in my ways, but in all honesty, I just want a relationship that I can grow with the other person. I want to learn the idiosyncrasies of the other, find out what makes you tick, push your buttons, fight for power, etc. 

About me?

 I'm a BBW, and if that's not your cup of tea, sod off. I don't believe in some "superior" look to a human being. We're all different shapes, weights, sizes, etc.. I have pictures, in fact, there's one or two FULL BODY pictures in the mix, so if you start talking to me thinking I'm some petite little thing you can just toss around, I hope to God you've got a lot of muscle! :-P 

I'm 27, I am a college student, full time. I'm looking for work, again.  I love music, I live for intellectual and often silly conversations. If something sparks my interest, I am VERY passionate about it. I'm witty, bratty, and fun to be around most of the time. I'm not really in the mood for orders to be barked at me the first time you message me, nor the second, or third.. In fact, get to know me as a person... Then we'll discuss the whole D/s thing. 

The 9th picture is also on another's profile, that is because he is also in this picture! It was taken at a going away party for our tall but gorgeous friend, who we want to move back like .. yesterday! >_<
I'm the one on the far left, obviously. Yes, the dark hair, tattoo'd fat kid. That's me.

You will always know where you stand with me, because I will tell you what I think. I don't want to beat around the bush, I don't want to lead anyone on, and I expect the same respect.

I'm a smart ass. I'm strong willed, and I am very opinionated. Deal with it. This doesn't make me any less of a submissive, and those of you who know me, are well aware of this. Those of you who understand me, and where I am coming from, awesome. I may seem jaded, but really, the lifestyle is about consentual kink.

For the right person, I can be a very loyal, extremely subserviant being. I can be extremely respectful, and very willing to please. I will be a martyr for the right person..

HOWEVER-
If you're looking for someone to be your bitch, doormat, punching bag, etc, move the fuck on. Don't even BOTHER to send me a message. If you feel that you will "force me" to do something I'm not consenting to, chances are you will lose something very dear to you.. I don't play silly bullocks when it comes to my life. I'm not going to put myself in a potentially dangerous situation just because someone who claims to be a dominant says I have to.


I'm NOT looking for sex partners, a new Dom, or to be sized up by some brainless pratt, etc. 

I vaguely remember being 18, thinking I knew what I wanted.. that I knew everything there was to know about life.. now, at nearly 28.. I know f***-all. I see these profiles of people in the 18-20 range, who seem to have the same attitude I used to, and I wish them the best.. With age, comes more bloody confusion.. At least for me.

 Really, I am here because this is the group of people that raised me from that silly little 18 year old, to the now grown-up, yet still perpetually lost woman I am.. Welcome to reality.. Leave your logic at the door....................

I'm just here, mostly to talk to already established friends. I am busy in my vanilla life.


~*Phaelyne*~

I'll add more to this later.. basically, I'm me. If you really want to know more, just ask.

*** I refuse to type up a profile without proper grammar and punctuation. If you see this as disrespectful, don't talk to me. I'd rather slaughter your self-image than the English language, anyhow.

***WARNING: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post a similar notice to this or you may copy and paste this one.***