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Hello, kids. My name is Andrew, but I prefer Andy. I'm not really good at talking about myself, though I will try my best. If you don't like it, tough, you're getting it anyways.

Notice how you read that I called you "kids". To me, everyone is a kid. Nothing bad meant by it, it's just the way I am. I tend to be sarcastic to the point of being cynical, I try to crack lame jokes, make myself look silly (I'll do the stunts from Jackass if given the chance, just don't expect me to eat or participate in anything gross). Sometimes, I might get depressed, but I never let anyone know about it.

I'm not entirely straight-edged. I do drink, I do smoke, I enjoy it. I like to party, nothing too small, nothing too big. I like the little medium they have in the middle, with the right amount of people. I don't mind being affectionate (or even more than that) in public, so don't be afraid to give me a hug... or a bite.

My turn on's range VERY widely. If I'm with a girl, and they're gentle with me, I enjoy them running their fingers along my skin or my hair, holding me close, kissing me softly. However, once they bite me, I'm the one who gets aggressive, and at that point I like bites, scratches, cuts and bruises. I don't mind chains, cuffs, ropes, or any of that. Plus, I enjoy using my lips and my teeth for more than just talking. *wink*