Well I rarely get online here any more and decided it is time to move on.  I will be closing this profile in the next few days.  Thanks for all the good time.  Best of luck in the future. Enjoy life and take it one day at a time.

I couldn't agree with more..... Any man can grab a woman by her hair, throw her onto the bed, rip her clothes off and tie her up. He can call her a “bitch” or a “slut” and have rough sex with her, but that’s not dominance…that’s rough sex. And, if she is into it, it can even be fun, but that’s not true dominance. True dominance is whispering softly in her ear, and observing as she obediently removes her clothes…methodically…one piece at a time. Watching as she kneels before you and offers her entire self to you…willingly…without hesitation or reservation. Showing you her most vulnerable parts without embarrassment or shame, and you know nothing makes her happier, than making you happy. That’s true dominance

A friend sent me this ---- What Deep Thinkers Retired Men Are I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.  The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said nothing.  The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked 'about what?'  At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.   Finally I pondered an age old question:  Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?  Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they 'know'?  Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't actually experience having a baby, here is the reason for my conclusion.A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, 'It might be nice to have another child.'  On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, 'You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.'I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock.

Burial plans A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98.After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'   The wife said, 'Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down; and I know he won't ask for directions.

Some Simple Truths..... SIMPLE TRUTH 1Lovers help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they always dress on their own.Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're  screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2When  a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, ' Congrats '.But,  none of them touch the man's penis and say, 'Good job'. Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated. FIVE Other Simple Truths1.  Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a  Corvette  than on a bicycle.2.  Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.3. If  you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in  trouble again.4.  Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.5.  Alcohol does not solve any problems but then neither does milk. Bonus  Truth:Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.A  friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband